h0i ! ! ! I'm tEMMIE ! ! ! FOOB ¡
....................... Undertale reference.......No? Oookehh
(On to the actual introduction)
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Ehhhh, what am i suppose to do here? Guess imma just read this script given to me by a mysterious, black, hazy figure who disappeared just now..
GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANOIDS
My real name is Pia, altho my friends call me Pia, then again my family calls me by the name of Pia, but i guesssss you guys can call me Pia.
(Gets closer to script while adjusting old lady glasses)
Okieee nowww describing moi...
I guess my personality is kinda like a switch that i can turn on and off when i feel like it. I can either be a bouncy, energetic, potatoh
Fangirl who would do anything to make my ship canon or i can be a lazy, down to earth CouchPotato who just wants to stay under the blankets watching shane dawson and musical soundtracks all day.
I FRIGGIN LOVE MY FRIENDS. I love seeing them happy, which is why i have weird humor to make them laugh at my utter stoopidness. I try to make friends..... but it just take to much energyyy and you have to go to the outternet. Alshoo i love having mental images of beating up peeps who try to hurt my friends in any way, ya know, cuz im such a huge innocent fluffball 😇
Unlike you guyz, with your grade A++++ english skillz, i don't try to make creative stories cuz my mind is a black void that can't take any kind of information without forgetting it immediately, explaining my bad grammar 100000% of the time.
I kinda shy away from dirty jokes and bad words cuz it would ride on my conscience for lyfu and i would need to bathe in holy water everyday and scrub my self with my "demon-away" loofah.
I am a recent basketball fan (GO GSW) but don't get me wrong, cannot and will not play any sports cuz fun fact, i have an irrational fear of all kinds of balls cuz one time, in like grade 1, a teacher hit me in the face with one (DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE ;-;) and now i think all balls are devils out to get me.
HARDCORE SHIPPER, thanks to the influence of cliche animu plots and cute harem mangas, i ship, some would say a little to much, people in fictional worlds and in real life.
Altho i have a weird thing where i try to make my shipz irl become an actual couple by all means possible, but then if the guy actually likes my friend back and they in a relationship i start to hate the whole race of men, because i am not okie wit dem trying to steal my friends away or else..THEY WILL.. FEEL THE WRATH.. OF.. awkwurd third wheel _(:3」z).
Okie i guess thats all, i feel like i just wrote a whole essay so.... oh hey my ride's here, whats up mysterious black hazy figure! *waves*
*mysterious black hazy figure waves back*
Okie thanks for reading all of this junk, u deserve a nawt real cookie 🍪.
I hope to get to know you guyz a bit better in the future and please accept me wattpad shenpaiiizz.
I shall now take my leave *bows down 90 degrees*
*walks away to mysterious black hazy figure*
"So where to my dood? Mcdonalds? YESH!"
