Cheryl is inside this room in some basement where everything is Trump related so she's basically dying. And her voice sounds all scratchy n smelly cuz of some reason that i'll get into l8er. And nail polish da lepracorn tries to giv her the juicy deets on why this whole thing is happenin but lou lou drags him away to this dungeon. yeah.
cheryl new dat spiderlou wood bee comin 4 her after he waz done breakin nail polish's bonez
chapstik used her eagle berd vision to scope 4 the nearest weapon
she spoted(sheeran)one but it was on a table halfway akross the room
"how vil i eggscape noOOOww1!1?", she thought
chimp lookd at da pillow on the groun dat had trumps face on it "siiiigghhhh its not liek u can help me, pillow. u cant even talk much less sav me from da mystery man in da van"
suddenly a blue shadow popped out 4rom da pillow
"ISSA DEMON1!1", nail polish's ghost screamed in horror
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"lol no its just me. did some1 say 'pillow talk'???1!!1", sed da voice as it walked closer 2 cheryl
who cood it bee?
"who dost thou bee-est?", ask chikn
"im zen milk ur fairy gawd parent. u summoned me by saying da lyrics 2 my hit single *turns to camera* buy 'Pillowtalk' on iTunes today!"
noice
"mkay bb grill u got 5 wishes and all that"
the basement door started to melt then spiderlou crawled out with bloodshot eyes
"prepare 2 bee destroyed"
"ahhh i wish deez ropes were gone" the ropes dat tied cheryl 2 her chair of doom evaporated
spiderlou was blockin da door "ur not going anywhere" , said the words that came out his mouth
"its ok, chocolate. ill protec u. kwik escape while u can."
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champange raced out the room while spiderlou and zen fought mortal kombat style
she ran down the hallways that seemed to have 30234567 doors in each one
then she opened a door and hid in it
"New phone who dis?"
"who said that", cheryl looked around n found a girl about her age sittin in the corna
"i did. my name is aimee whats urs?". charlette realizd dat tha girls voice sounded kinda liek john cena's own
