Cmaw & Jman

A day to remember

"Hey Jordie...could you...um...help me with something?" Said Carolyn from the living room.

"Yah Carolyn what is it?" Jordan came into the living room from the kitchen.

"Could you scratch my butt butt please...and not just the cheeks.."

"Um Carolyn...I've been waiting for this day for so long...Do I have to wear gloves? I dont want to wear them..."

"Sure honey. Whatever you want but please, my butt butt..."

"Man. You ain't got no booty cheeks its just straight up bootyhole."

"Sorry about that." Cmaw starts violently hacking. "Hey..." hack "...Um Jordie.."

"Yes Carolyn?? What do you need?"

"My third lung came out."

"Your what"

"My lung Jordie. I need to go to a hospital."

"But mom...I need to touch that bootyhole. I must."

"Unless...You want to be my doctor Jordie..."

"I will Carolyn...I will..." Jordan picks up the lung and shoves it down Carolyns throat. "Is that good Cmaw."

"o..oH yeah..."

"You want some more Cmaw?" smirks "I'll touch that bootyhole now." whispers "And maybe resize it too...hehe.."

"Go ahead." Cmaw ajusts air tank.

"Oh boy, oh boy." Jman takes a deep breath. "Okay.." Jordan gently grabs Carolyns bootyhole and s t r e t c h e s it.

"Hey um Jordie?...What time is Josiah supposed to be back?"

"Um like uhh..." Jordan attempts to read clock. "Um now?"

"What if Amanda comes?"

"W-who's Amanda??" Jman tries not to cry.

"Your ex wife. The one you had intercourse with, the one that was 10 years older than you. The one with the blond hair," Cmaw starts drooling. "The one who has that daughter that I now have her room and has that...sweet...sweet long...curly hair.."

"Oh yeah that's Ashlyn." Jordan licks his lips while his hand is still in Cmaw's anus. "She's my favorite...She's so edgy I'd let her loosen my bootyhole anytime.."

Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

"oH nO cArOlYn! My hands!! They are stuck in your bootyhole!! Unclench!! U n c l e n c h !"

"Here." Cmaw pulls up her pants to the best of her ability. "They won't see it all the way just stand really close to me Jordie."

Amanda walks in.

Amanda: "Hey um heres Josiah."

"H-hello A-amanda." says Jordan.

Amanda: "Whats is going on here."

"N-nothing." Jordan starts crying. "Put him on the couch."

Amanda: "Can I please leave now."

"GET OUT AMANDA!"

Amanda: "Geez okay, bye nibber."

Amanda leaves.

"Whats a nibber Carolyn?"

"It's a bad word Jordie. Don't say that or I'm gonna have to whip your butt right in front of Josiah."

"Hmm.." smirks. "Nibber."

"Alright thats it." Cmaw starts harshly spanking Jman.

"oH yes Carolyn- nibber! nibber! nibber!" Riley screaming in the background.

"Im just gonna have to tie you up Jman." Goes into the kitchen to get duct tape.

"Oh please not that Cmaw~"

Carolyn duct tapes Jman, while screaming at Josiah. "Alright Josiah you are going to your other grandmas house!" Josiah leaves.

"Sorry I had to do that in front of Josiah."

"Oh um thats alright. Um Carolyn why are my hands wet?!? Why are they wet!?"

"Hmmm hmmm hmmm I don't know Jordie."

"Carolyn what's happening"

"Are you just sweating?"

"No it's not from me...Your bootyhole is wet."

"Maybe...maybe..."

"Wait. I can feel something in there..." Jordan reaches farther and grabs something and y a n k s it out. "Carolyn...This is a baby...Its our baby..."

"How...How old is it"

"Umm like uh..." He looks at the peepee. "Like 30"

"Wait...you are only 30"

"Mom does this mean...It's my twin?"

"Well...I guess so.."

"Oh."

"Im able to stand straight now."

"Are you going to walk through this Carolyn?"

"Yeah only I'll have CoPd and your PeePee."

"Oh Carolyn~" Jordan slaps her bootyhole.

"oOH"

"You like that Carolyn~"

Cmaw starts hacking.

"Carolyn whats wrong??"

"Oh..its nothing..." Cmaw continues hacking.

"Tell me Cmaw!!"

"I-Im not feeling...so good..."

"Whats wrong?!?"

"I can't...breathe.."

"Come on you gotta walk through this!! Come on!" Jordan starts crying. "You're my...my...my bootyhole buddy..."

"uhhh...uh..oh.."

"What!??"

"My bootyhole fell off."

"NOO!!" Jordan starts crying harder and goes to the kitchen to grab a knife. "Time for...mine to go..."

"Jordie come back...I think...I think these are my last few minutes...I have something to tell you..."

"Carolyn!" Jordan caresses Cmaw in his arms. "What?!?"

"...you...can have...my..." Cmaw gasps for air.

"What! Carolyn What!"

"Boo...booty...ty...ho.." Carolyn dies.

"Booty what?!?!? Booty what!!??!?" Jman cries and flings himself like a toddler having a tantrum.

~The End~