7. Tell your teacher that your dog ate your homework. When they don't believe you show them the paper.
8. Almost the same as the last one but tell them that you skipped breakfast and got hungry so you thought that the homework would be the least important thing and easiest to eat. Show the proof.
9. In math class play on your phone or ipod or ipad. Play the calculator. Don't try to hide it. When the teacher asks what your doing show them the screen. Tell them that it's the best game ever.
10. Brush your teeth during class. While doing it raise your hand to ask a question then mumble your question spitting toothpaste everywhere. If the teacher gets mad or tells you to stop give them a lecture on proper oral hygiene.
