Urbosa: >=(
Link: What do you know? Urbosa needs to smash pots to let out anger =p
Mipha: 0_0' Link you left me no choice I found something to help Link with his obsessions of breaking pots!
Revali: GO sit yo-self on a platter Mipha! XD
Mipha: 0///0
Daruk: That where sushi belongs!
Urbosa: Daruk..prepare to meet your doom
Daruk: uh-huh? OH HYLIA SHE'S-
(Daruk has lost connection)
Link: little little sushi walking around on cute little feet =p
Mipha: I'm not sure if I should be angry or embarrassed...
Urbosa: SHOW THE PIC!!
Mipha: Right! Link here ya go! This should stop you in your tracks
Urbosa: XD
Revali: XD I can'tf Stopps LAUGHING!
Link: 0_0 Dat is witch craft!!! AHHHH!
(Link has left the chat)
Revali: Well at least we know Urbosa can't find her soulmate XD
Urbosa: I got something for you Big Bird!
Mipha: XD HAHAHAHA
Revali: Your laughing Mipha?! 0_o
Mipha: sorry it just is so true
Revali: I hate you Urbosa >=(
Urbosa: I hate you too Ravioli^^
Revali: Oh I got something for you drunk girl!
Mipha: Huh? Are you referring to how the Gerudo find mates?
Revali: Yes, yes I am^^
Urbosa: I am gonna poach you!
Revali: But I don't lay eggs like females XD
Urbosa: Not everyone lays eggs!!
Mipha: 0///0 um....
Urbosa: 0_0 oh I'm so sorry I forgot you do...
Revali: What do Zora eggs look like?
Mipha: ∋━━o(`∀ 'oメ)~→ _| ̄ |○
Urbosa: Miph are you okay?!
Revali: She didn't answer
(Sidon has joined the chat)
Sidon: ='(
Urbosa: What's wrong?!
Sidon: My sister! She has a bleeding cut on her head!!
Revali: Oh dear
Urbosa: How did that happen?!
Sidon: she hit the counter of a table in her room! ='(
Revali: Shouldn't you be telling your father about this?
Sidon: Right ='(
(Sidon has left the chat)
Urbosa: This is awkward
Revali: for sure
Urbosa: I'll go check on Mipha
Revali: I'll go tell Link that Mipha has a concussion
(Urbosa has left the chat)
(Revali has left the chat)
Then there were 0. I hoped you like this chapter. So Mipha got hurt! We will find out what happens in next chat for that. Just leave a comment down below of what you thought about this chat. Have a nice evening^^
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