Here we go another one so soon! oh and this chat may get weirder like last chat with all the pots *laughs*
(Group Chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
(Revali has joined the chat)
(Link has joined the chat)
Revali: did Link get caught for breaking all those pots?
Link: Nope^^
(Urbosa has changed Revali's name to Glorified Turkey)
Glorified Turkey: Fuck you
(Glorfied Turkey has changed Urbosa's name to Drunk Girl)
Drunk Girl: first of all I don't drink as much because I have a town to run
Glorified Turkey: I doubt that
Link: I think Revali calls you drunk Urbosa because he thinks you can't hold down your licker
Drunk Girl: for your information I am very good at managing myself, but I doubt that your not that good at managing yourself Revali
Glorified Turkey: hmph, says the woman who can't get a date!
(Daruk has joined the chat)
Daruk: ROASTED! XD
Drunk Girl: -_- Where does he live?
Glorified Turkey: where do you think?
Mipha: Urbosa, why don't you let your anger out on a punching bag and not Daruk?
Drunk Girl: it's either my other my favorite punching bag or the new one I'm after!
Glorfied Turkey: 0_o Daruk lives in Goron city his house has a sign that says Daruk's house, not hard to miss. (please don't hurt me)
Drunk Girl: For once the Turkey does something right!
Glorified Turkey: -_- look who's talking
Daruk: Hey guys so how's it-
SHIT THERE'S SOMEONE RIGHT BEHIND ME!
(Daruk has lost connection)
Drunk Girl: that takes care of that^^
Glorified Turkey: Ha! how do you like that, Daruk? THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!
Mipha: He's not on the chat, Urbosa u shouldn't be attacking Daruk or Revali, the calamity is coming you know
Drunk Girl: I know that. Daruk will be fine and we can make do without Revali
Glorified Turkey: YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT YOUR NO MALE RULE DOESN'T ALLOW ME IN!
(King Rhoam has joined the chat)
Mipha: Oh Hylia 0_0
Glorified Turkey: 0_o change the usernames like now!
Drunk Girl: N...o...p...e ....NOPE
(Drunk Girl changed Mipha's name to Pure Fishstick)
(Drunk girl changed Link's name to Oblivious Boy)
Rhoam: I saw that whoever you are!
Now Link and Mipha explain to me why you are goofing off and not training
Pure Fishstick: Oh um...I..
Oblivious Boy: This is nothing to be concerned about sir
Rhoam: I'm shutting this chat down now!
Glorified Turkey: Nope
yeet!
(Glorified Turkey has kicked Rhoam off the chat)
Pure Fishstick: Why am I a fish stick?
Drunk Girl: um no reason...
Glorified Turkey: So what was it you were saying about me being useless? hmm?
Drunk Girl: Say bye bye to what you treasure most >=)
Glorified Turkey: 0_o NOOO NOT MY COTTAGE!!!
Drunk Girl: THE MANSION IS GOING DOWN!
(Drunk Girl has left the chat)
Pure Fishstick: Uh can you change our nicknames now?
Glorified Turkey: Not now MIPHA! I NEED TO PROTECT MY HOUSE!
(Glorified Turkey has left the chat)
Hope this was funny for ya guys^^ Also next person to guess the reference I added in gets to put in a suggestion they want to see in the group chat^^
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
