kwitanz one shotz

group chat

kwite: what the fuck is that even

fps: a naked bear

wildspartanz: ?

wildspartanz: w h y

fps: because fuck you guys

fps: it is like 12:30am and im staying up to talk to you

kwite: how is that our fault

fps: becAuSe iT iS

wildspartanz: why dont u just drink some gfuel

fps: because u guys always say i drink to much of it

kwite: *too

fps: i hate tou

fps: you

kwite: who doesnt honestly

fps: brandon

wildspartanz: what

fps: u dont hate kwite

wildspartanz: are you sure about that

fps: yes im sure

kwite: how sure

fps: at least three

kwite: thAts mY jOke

fps: nobody cares

kwite: according to your previous argument apparently brandon does

wildspartanz: excuse me

wildspartanz: sIR

fps: because he does

kwite: iam so confused

wildspartanz: dont ask

fps: pLeAse dO aSk bRaNdoN wOuLd LovE tO exPLaiN

wildspartanz: nO i WouLd NoT

fps: oH rEaLLY nOw

wildspartanz: yEs rEaLLy

kwite: whats the fuck is going on

wildspartanz: nOthiNg

fps: ArE yOu sUre bRaNdOn

fps: hMMMM

wildspartanz: this is

wildspartanz: harassment

kwite: I WANT CONTEXT PLEASE I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHATS GOING ON WHY IS BRANDON BEING HARASSED

wildspartanz: none of ur goddamn business

fps: ?? how is it not

wildspartanz: because its not

fps: but it directly concerns him ???

kwite: WHAT DOES

wildspartanz: NOTHING

kwite: THEN Y U TALKING ABOUT ME

fps: yea brandon

wildspartanz: i did not come here to be harassed

kwite: i genuinely really wanna know whats going on please inform me

wildspartanz: no

kwite: yes

wildspartanz: no

kwite: yes

wildspartanz: no

kwite: yES

wildspartanz: nO

fps: i ship it

wildspartanz: g o  a w a y

fps: y'all are honestly so cute

kwite: hhhh

fps: like seriously

wildspartanz: g o  a w a y

fps: what am i making you

fps: uncomfortable

wildspartanz: hELP

kwite: suffer

wildspartanz: i hate you

kwite: no you dont

wildspartanz: yes i do

kwite: no you dont

wildspartanz: yes i do

kwite: no you dooont

wildspartanz: yes i doooo

fps: oh my god just fuck already

wildspartanz: woAH

kwite: h

fps: jesus christ you two obviously like each other just admit it it is physically paining me to see this

wildspartanz: 

kwite: h

kwite: h

fps: SAY IT OMYGOD.

wildspartanz: stahp

fps: don't you fucking deny it

wildspartanz: i didnt

kwite: H

fps: kwite can you stop saying h and just admit your love for brandon so i can sleep

kwite: um

kwite: no

wildspartanz: rip

kwite: i mean unless u want me to

wildspartanz: idk

fps: yoU dOnT kNoW

wildspartanz: fine

wildspartbye: sure

kwite: <3

fps: awwww

wildspartanz: diesel can you leave

fps: no im watching my ship unfold

wildspartanz: fuck you

fps: or kwite

kwite: GDVEKAVSKAN

wildspartanz: this is the end of my exsistence

kwite: it really is

wildspartanz: is that a threat or a promise

kwite: whatever you want it to be

fps: i think this is the strangest method of flirting ive ever seen

kwite: it is the best flirting method youve ever seen

wildspartanz: exactly

fps: of course ur gonna side with ur boyfriend

wildspartanz: who else do you want me to side with

kwite: exactly

fps: alright i give up

fps: goodnight gays

wildspartanz: bye

kwite: bye

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whats an ending i dont know her