Aqua:So it's like drugs...?
Peri:it'th better drugs Aqua....
-silence-
Peri:It'Th FrOM JaPAn!
Aqua:*ears bleeding*....... ow....
-a few minutes earlier-
J Squip:Peridot.... tell Aqua to get a Squip.
Peri:K I gotcha yo number-
J Squip:you do realises, I'm a fucking computer right? I don't have a phone, or number unless you count me being 100045 Squip made, right, Platypus?
Peri:it'th Perid-
J Squip:what ever... just tell her.
-now-
J Squip:I said tell her! Not scream where I'm made!
Peri:isn't that the th'ame thing??
(I forgot Peri had lisp.. oh well ;-; )
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Asker squad on crack
FanfictionRead the damn title (cover belongs to its rightful owner) [Warning:un-censored cursing]
