One Shots

The one where they have kids

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- UGH GROSS!" Kassidy yelled as she saw her two fathers making out on the couch. Dan pulled away from Phil, wiping his mouth with an embarrassed blush on his face.

"Yes Kas?" They said in unison. They looked at each other and laughed at their sudden synchronization.

"Ugh you two are gross. Anyway, I'm going out I'll be back by 7."

"Says who?" Dan asked.

"Says Dad" Kas smirked. Dan glared at Phil.

"Oh really?" Dan was getting ready to strangle Phil for giving his daughter permissin to go out without asking him.

"I said to ask your father" Phil clarified with an awkward gulp. He did not want to die today.

"Dad can I go out? Pleaase?" Kas pleaded. Dan thought for a moment and with a smirk, he nodded 

"Okay. Go on dear. But pick up your phone if i call ok?" 

"Ok dad! Thanks!" She squealed and happily ran out the house. 

The second the door closed Dan hungrily attacked Phil with a passionate kiss, devouring his lips in lust and fumbling his hands to quickly get Phil's dick out of his sweat pants. Phil smirked and grabbed Dan's wrists, pushing him down and pinning them above his head.

"What do you think you're doing~? Don't you know who's in charge here~?" Phil growled, chuckling as well. Dan whimpered and tried to grind against the centimeters of air that were agonizingly seperating Dan's crotch and Phil's knee. Getting slightly irritated with Dan's whining, Phil palmed him lightly. Dan's whines only grew louder and Phil smacked Dan's thigh. The pain went straight to his dick, making him painfully harder than he already was. Phil reached for Dan's slightly unzipped fly and zipped it up all the way with a giggle. He stood up and kissed Dan's nose.

"Touch yourself and i'll put the cock ring on you for two weeks~" Phil laughed and walked away to edit a video in his office, leaving a honey Dan to writhe on the couch in sexual frustration.