On The phone,
Wife: Honey no the car is fine, I just forgot to fill it up at the gas station.
Husband: I told you to fill her up yesterday but noooo, the lady is the boss.
Wife: The house is just a block away, ill be fine. Its good to walk anyway so just don't worry.
Husband: I know, I know, Please just get home safely.
Wife: Oh what do you think a psycho is going to attack me or something?
Husband: Baby no I just, I get worried about you. You are my wife after all.
Wife: And you better remember that, Haha. Hold on I think I see someone up the road a bit.
Husband: Is it Carol? She said she was out shopping with the kids all day.
Wife: I don't think it's her, she said she wouldn't be home till much later in the night.
Husband: what about Kevin? He likes to walk at that time of night.
Wife: No I don't think it's him, he's much heavier looking. I'll see when I pass by I gue.........
Husband: Honey?
Wife: *STATIC*
Husband: Babe?
Husband: Lucia please tell me this is a joke!
Husband: Lu-
Wife: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Hahahaha
Husband: That wasn't funny Lucia!
Wife: Oh come on yes it was, Its was fucking hilarious!
Husband: You are such a pran....*phone falls, crash of glass*
Wife: How original, Stop playing.
Unknown: You should have been home today, Lucia
Wife: *fast footsteps, breathing hard* Who is this? Where is my husband? *whimpers*
Unknown: Oh he is just resting, he is just extremely tired from the wound I gave him. you, on the other hand, look quite lovely in your dress though-
-Call Ended-
