Mia and Abbeys Awesome One Shot Adventures!

The Epic Battle of Breakfast.

Once upon a time, in the land of breakfast, the eggs were plotting against the waffles.

"They are a threat!" said Eggbert, one of the generals.

"Yes! We must take of them at once!" responded Eggtholemew, another general.

"If we are to take care of these _savages_, we must take drastic measures." The Captain Eggy added to the conversation.

"Sir, you don't mean..."

"Oh, I mean...."
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(Meanwhile, in Waffle Kingdom)

"Let us waffles rule forever!" Wafflejohn, the ruler, cried to his subjects. Everyone cheered and shouted.

"Halt!" Came from the back of the crowd. The waffles parted to reveal...a egg?!

"What are you doing here, _Eggy_?!" Wafflejohn demanded. "You are not allowed here!"

"I shall listen to no waffle!" Eggy yelled. His fellow generals yelled in agreement.

"Don't you know what will happen if you defy me?" Wafflejohn asked. "Remember, your son?"

Eggy looked away. Wafflejohn had captured his son during a battle. Eggy never saw what happened to his son, but he could guess what had happened when they dragged him away to the frying pan.

The egg generals removed their hats and held them to their hearts; in remembrance of Eggathon.

"That is why I am here..." the captain finally said with a croaked voice. "For revenge."

"Pfft." The king laughed. Some of his minions chuckled along side him. "And just how are you going to accomplish that?"

"With _this_." Eggy hissed. Behind him, his fellow eggs brought out a large jug of maple syrup.

The waffles gasped.

"Syrup!?" Wafflejohn shouted. "How did you get your yolky mits on that! I thought I had disposed of it all!"

"You did. But someone managed to spare us some." Eggy gestured to Wafflella, the princess of Waffle Kingdom.

"Wafflella?" The king asked, forlorn. "My own daughter? How...how could you?"

"What you did was wrong!" She said, as she began to sob. "I...I loved him."

"What?! You know well waffles and eggs can not be together!"

"That doesn't mean you had to kill him..."

Awkward silence flooded the area. After some time, the king turned away from his child, and said to the guard,

"Take her away to her room."

The waffle minions dragged the princess away.

"So, _Wafflejohn_," Eggy called out. "Are we going to do this thing, or what?"
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The battle was a massacre. Yolks and shattered eggshells decorated the ground, along with torn waffle pieces. Everything was drenched in syrup.

From the mess, stumbled Eggy. He was going after the fallen king.

Eggy stared down at him. The king stared back. Sometime during the battle, Eggy had gotten a huge hole in his shell. But he was determined to end this.

"This..." he panted and pulled out a fork. "This is for my son."

He drove the silverware right into Wafflejohn chest. And it stayed right there, as he fell down right beside him.

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