Part 1
Romeo: Oh Rosaline, I must admit my feelings for thou.
Rosaline(in a disappointed tone): why must thou carest for I?
Romeo: I carest for thou do to such beauty and elegance.
Rosaline: Oh Romeo you really shouldn't. I mean it.
Romeo: why should one not care for such a fair maiden? Does thou not feel the same?
Rosaline: Of course I feel otherwise. I see you as volgar and repulsive. Your poor and ignorant.
Romeo: Do thou really mean as thou hast spokith?
Rosaline: ay I do, now begone you Montague. I have no interest in your petty self. I'd rather be with an old crow than you.
Romeo: as you have made it clear you do not feel the same. How could I have been so oblivious?
Rosaline: Because you are a fool. Now begone.
{Romeo presides upset at his own ignorance}
Part 2
{Romeo goes to his room to listen to Adele and cry}
Romeo: Why isn't there any ice cream?
{He continues soping}
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As we return to Rosaline
Rosaline: why would that little twat even bother? Ugh should have just stayed with the capulets.
*hears noises from bushes*
Rosealine: who's there?
*giggles come from the bushes*
Rosaline: I swear if it's you Romeo your such a fucking freak!
As she examines the bush from a distance
Rosaline: I see your fucking binoculars, you God damn creep!
Sampson: (in his best Herbert the pervert voice) you want a popsicle?
Rosaline: Do you really have a popsicle?
Sampson: I got some strawberry popsicles in my basement. Come on and I'll getcha some.
Rosaline: Really? *in an excited voice*
Sampson: Ah yes. You just have to follow me.
Rosaline: okay, what's the worse that could happen.
Samson: mmm yes what is the worse that could happen. It ain't like "stranger danger" isn't a thing.
Rosaline: are we going or not?
Samson: yes yes let's go.
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Act 1 concluded as they walked off to go to Samson's basement
