as cactus was fisting me with a really long mace with spikes i thought to myself... "how am I going to bring up the pistachios to him?"
i turned around and I said "cactus do you realize you're farting out pistachios?!" and then cactus responded with
CHING CHONG BING BONG HANGADANGA BANGDINGO NUMBER 8 WITH MEDIUM DRINK AND SOY SAUNCE HANGHUNGHAAAAAN
the end