fisting

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as cactus was fisting me with a really long mace with spikes i thought to myself... "how am I going to bring up the pistachios to him?"

i turned around and I said "cactus do you realize you're farting out pistachios?!" and then cactus responded with

CHING CHONG BING BONG HANGADANGA BANGDINGO NUMBER 8 WITH MEDIUM DRINK AND SOY SAUNCE HANGHUNGHAAAAAN

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