Funny book of FUNNIES!!!!! As in taylor swifts relationships and-ha not happening- anyway I'm Carly cousin of NiallsPotaoe187 or you may know me as xX_Aki_Xx as stated on my profile.
Anyway let's start with a good joke by your very own Aki!!!!
Jimmy was at school he had gotten in trouble by making all kinds of mistakes like spilling water on a laptop, tipping over his chair, and
cussing at the teacher. When the teacher asked what was going on with Jimmy he said,
"I heard mommy talking with daddy and they said that mistakes always happen."
"Of course they do Jimmy." Replied the teacher then Jimmy spoke again,
"I heard daddy tell mommy that bad mistakes can happen that's how I was born."
Another joke; (NiallsPotatoe187)
Teacher: "Carla did you finish your homework?"
Me: "did you grade my test?"
Teacher:" I have other students test to grade! "
Me:"and I have other teachers homework to do!"
Another one: (NiallsPotatoe187)
Parents be like " I am such in a bad mood!!!!!!!!! ........I think I'm gonna go yell at my kids so they're in a mood too!"
Another joke; (Aki)
It was a dark November night when strolling along a sidewalk I saw Jeff the killer.
A/N:(OCP if creepypasta fan!! :3)
He stops and stares at me I sigh in disappointment walking over to Jeff he stares at me confused I sigh once more and laugh,
"Okay first of all that is DEFINITELY fake blood, that knife is also fake, your eyelids are still there it's just that you trained yourself to not blink for a long time. And those dark circles around your eyes is all makkkkkkkkeuuuuuup!!! You ain't fooling no one homes!"
Two months later the girl's body was found dead in an alley way cause of death stabbed in the chest dying instantly.
Another Joke (Aki);
Annoying things About moms:
1.Tells you you do chores when you're already doing chores.
2.Screams at you whenever she's mad at something else
3.When moms embarrasses you when you're with some friends
4.When your mom blames everything on your phone
5.When your Mom talks when you're watching a tv show
Well hope you all liked it stay tunned for more in a new chapter!!!!! :D
