Hey y'all!
I was really bored in math class the other day and wrote down a lot of ASOUE Incorrect Quotes. these are supposed to be for the Netflix series, but I guess they also work for the books.
These are either from Vine (RIP) or Tumblr.
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Esme: You trampled my peonies!
Beatrice: They're maragolds!
Olaf: Oh my God she's right! They are maragolds!
Esme: I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!
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Klaus: Sunny, exuse my potty mouth.
Klaus: (turns to face Mr. Poe) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Monty: Is there anything better than pussy?
Monty: YES, A REALLY GOOD BOOK (sick piano riff)
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(At a sleepover: Olaf and his troupe)
White Faced Woman 1: Are you awake?
White Faced Woman 2: Yeah.
Bald Man: You guys SHHHH!
Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender: What is the meaning of life?
Esme: Fam shut up.
Hook Handed Man: Guys be quite, my mom's gonna hear us!
Olaf: You guys wanna buy some drugs
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(At a sleepover: VFD)
Josephine: Are you awake?
Monty: Yeah.
Jacques: You guys SHHHH!
Gustav: What is the meaning of life?
Jacqueline: Dude shut up.
Larry Your-Waiter: Guys be quite, my moms will hear us!
Lemony: You guys wanna buy some drugs?
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Olaf: I saw you stealing Esme's sugar bowl yesterday!
Beatrice: But, Count Olaf, it's not what you think!
Olaf: I WON'T HESITATE B I T C H! (shoves Beatrice off the cliff)
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Lemony: Is olive oil is made of olives, then does that mean baby oil is made of...
Jacques: Can we please just have a nice family dinner for once?
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Lemony: WHAT THE F U C K IS UP OLAF, NO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? STEP THE FUCK UP OLAF!
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Mr. Poe: And it was Count Olaf!
Klaus, sick of this shit: Oh My GoD iT wAs CoUnT oLaF!
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Hook Handed Man: oh my God, Olaf, your acting is so good!
Olaf: Omigod I didn't even try, it was like, improve, and like...
HHM: OH MY GOD WHY CANT YOU JUST TAKE THE F R I C K I N COMPLEMEEENT?!
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As y'all can see, I was quite bored.
On a more serious note, all of my requests are still open! if you have ships, request them for the IYOTP thing! I also will write headcanons for them if requested! If you have a character that you want me to write my personal headcanons for or a do for the Hogwarts challenge, go for it! If you have a group you want for the Hogwarts challenge, request away! I've been so bored without any requests! Please!
I love you all, please don't leave me hanging!
Love,
Kendra 👁️🎭🚒
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