19:00, before my girlfriend got here, I decided to sit on the chair putting on some journey music and watched the city lights glow and watching the arms of big Ben rotate around the face and all the cars and buses drive along Westminster bridge.
My girlfriend knocks on the door because she didn't have the key to the apartment so I let her in. She was so tired so she jumped into bed. I got into bed with her.
About 10 minutes later, the thing we hear every night is squeaking from the wall. We both never get any sleep at all and I don't do anything, neither does she. This time, I hit the wall and it stops. But again, it squeaks more.
"This seriously needs to stop" I said. I started to think and I thought it was Ty doing something, since we live next door. There was a door leading to Ty's apartment. I walked in there and the squeaking got louder. "Ty" I spoke out and opened the door. The squeaking wasn't a type of rodent or anything, it was Ty and Toxic... Going at it and that was the bed squeaking. "Can we help you, max?" toxic asked.
"Can you guys not bang so hard" I asked. "You shouldn't say banging so hard when two people are in bed together" Ty said. But Ty knew what he wanted so he moved the bed to the other side and rotated it. "Wow" Toxic said.
"Jesus Ty, you guys go at it too much, you gon' get her pregnant"
"Welp that's life" Ty said. Everyone started laughing softly
