Lacy:
I wake up and see a security guard looking at my tent. I is scared.
Jish:
They might just be watching to make sure you're safe.
You know Twenty One Pilots always looking out for the rest of the clique.
Lacy:
True...
I'm bored.
Jish:
Well hey, I told you I was coming right? You could think about that :P
Lacy:
Yeah when are you getting here by the way? You know that can't save you a spot in line?
Jish:
Early tomorrow morning.
Lacy:
You not gonna be near the front ha.
Jish:
We have backstage passes.
Lacy:
...
Jish:
What are you up to now?
Lacy:
Listening to Ed Sheeran.
Jish:
Why?
Lacy:
...
...
I don't know...
Jish:
I'm hungry
Lacy:
Then stop by McDonald's or something.
Jish:
You know what? I will. Me and a few friends are on our way to the concert and there is one off the intersection.
Lacy:
How convenient. It's like you're friends with the author.
Jish:
What?
Lacy:
Nothing...
Jish:
We're getting up to the McDonald's now
Lacy:
I dare you to walk through the drive through.
Jish:
Done!
Lacy:
No...
Dun!
Jish:
Bad Lacy. No puns for you.
Lacy:
Grrrrr....
Hello?
What happened?
Are you okay?
Should I contact authorities?
Jish:
Apparently you have a doppelganger. A nice lady named Stephanie who worked at the McDonald's recognized us and we explained what happened and she said you look just like her 17 year old daughter.
Lacy:
...
Wait...
Recognized from what?
Jish:
Long story. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Lacy:
Okkkaaaaaayyyyyyy
Jish:
I forgot how good McDonald's is.
Lacy:
How?
Jish:
I've only been going to Taco Bell lately.
Lacy:
Beautiful.
Jish:
Yes.
What are you doing now?
Lacy:
Eating a bag of tuna.
Jish:
Like. With something? Or plain?
Lacy:
PLAIN! Let me live my mermaid life.
Jish:
So you're a mermaid now?
Lacy:
I've been a mermaid for a while.
Jish:
Really now? How do you text from the ocean?
Lacy:
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer too ;)
Jish:
OH! Now I have to know.
Lacy:
You got me. I can walk on land with legs if I'm not wet.
Jish:
...
...
Lacy:
We aren't bowling, so get your mind out of the gutter.
Jish:
Fine.
Lacy:
But no. I am the closest thing to a mermaid I've ever seen.
Jish:
Cool.
Lacy:
DID YOU JUST "Cool." ME?
Jish:
Yes. Yes I did.
Lacy:
Cya tomorrow then.
Jish:
Nooooo
Seriously?
Ok
Bye...
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Wrong Number ~ Josh Dun
FanfictionLacy is a waitress. She loves bands but especially Panic! at the Disco and TØP. What happens when she gets a text from a unknown number?
