Hey, Ferran's gonna be writing this one so yah...enjoy!
My older and awesome sister: *makes dirty joke to friend*
Me: *sits there awkwardly*
Awesome Sister: Whoops, probably shouldn't say that around the little innocent one
Me: *coughs awkwardly* sure, yeah, you can continue thinking that
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Me to friend: Hey, you know Thomas Sanders right? And the Sanders Sides?
Tubby: Yeaaaaaaah
Me: Wanna read a chapter of the fan fiction I helped write?
Tubby: Suuuuuuuure
Tubby: *Gets to the end and reads to self*
Tubby: *reads dirty joke at the end*
Tubby: *WhAT DA FuAcK* I THoUgHT yOU wERe InnOCenT
Me: Oh shiiiiiiit *starts running*
Tubby: GeT BAcK HeRE
Me: *Hides behind fabulous brother* HELP I'M ABOUTTA DIE!
Fabulous Brother: *Just carefully shields me even tho he's confused as fuck and it's obvious*
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Me later: *Shows a different friend the same dirty joke*
Austoooon: I thought you were innocent
Me: I somewhat am?
Austoooon: You've been deceiving me
Me: Wat?
Austoooon: SInCE ThE EighTh GrADe!!
Me:... Shit
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Stories + Rants °Based on IRL events°
MizahHullo my friends, come read the tales of my friends and I's experiences in the real world! This book is going to be a multitude of formats, including crack, one shots, and full on story times so please enjoy!
