(A/N this is going to be a very shitty fanfic 👍👍)
It was a Friday night and Mike Faist has just gotten home from work. He walked into his kitchen to great his waifu, Salad. Oh how he loved Salad. He hoped one day they'd have little Salad babies.
Mike went over to Salad and kissed every leaf passionately. He ate a piece and his face went red. It tasted sooo good.
*time skip brought to you by Jared's kinky bathbombs*
he sang a song softly to the Salad when it got late and Salad was getting tired. He did this every night.
They were too tired to do anything else tonight, unfortunately ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mike pulled Salad close and they both fell asleep.
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In the morning Mike woke up with Salad all over him, "hmm,, getting kinky this morning, are we?" He asked groggily. He picked up the lettuce leaves and put most of them back in the bowl, but he ate 2. Salad was just sooooo irresistible.
"Salad, I have to go to work. Don't do anything naughty when I'm gone. Save that for when I get back. I love you so much!" Mike called as he walked out the door.
He missed Salad already. He was in his car, prepared for the tears that came every morning. He always missed his love so much.
A few tears shed and he slowly drove away from his one true love, knowing he'd return in 9 hours....
To Be Continued.....
(A/N I'm sorry. Well actually I'm really not. But what the actual fuck is this???)
