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HAECHAN
oH so now you want my help

ME
Omgsksk I'm so sorry but like I kinda have
a date with ur stepbrother but like he asked
me to meet and I wanted to seem cool
by pretending to know where the cafe is but I'm
not actually cool and yeah I'm lost

HAECHAN
Damn you wrote an essay

HAECHAN
And why Taeil, he's not that great
I mean I'm better

HAECHAN
Why don't you go out with me instead? 🤔

ME
Sorry I don't want to be the next guest star
on Law and Order.

HAECHAN
Fine fine.

HAECHAN
I'm actually on my way to 'mcdonalds' right now
so I'll pick you up along the way.

ME
USUDJEJDJD THANK YOU

ME
I'm near a cafe called La Fleur by the way.

HAECHAN
👌🏻

HAECHAN
lmao I just had the worst day ever
I asked my butler for nuggets and he gave me GOLD
nuggets instead so I fired him. smh can't
even do his job right.

ME
haha yeah don't you hate it when your
personal butler accidentally gives you gold
nuggets instead of chicken ones
lmao so relatable. 😃

HAECHAN
Right?

HAECHAN
Okay now stop texting me before
I get into a car accident.

ME
Hoe that just makes me wanna text you more.

HAECHAN
I'm serious

ME
Nah to the ah to the no no no

ME
Let me think of a conversation topic because
I can't talk like a normal person

ME
So you know how Mario and Luigi are
the Mario brothers but does that mean
that Mario's last name is Mario too??
So is his full name Mario Mario or what.

ME
Also like this has been on my mind for
a while now but is your real name Haechan or what.
Or is that a rapper name because if that
is your rapper name it sucks, you should named
yourself something like 'Lil Bitch' bc I think
it really suits you.

HAECHAN
STo

ME
Lol what?

HAECHAN
ISK

ME
?? Are you okay

ME
Uhm

ME
WAIT

ME
DID YOU ACTUALLY CRASH SOXMKS

ME
ARE YOU OKAY OH MY GOD
IM SO SORRY