These scene starts as an overview of demeter tending to potted plants.
Poseidon: Hello Demeter, beautiful morning we're having.
Demeter: cut to the chase, what do you want?
Poseidon: well I didn't want to cause you distress but I regret to inform you of news that seem to have my driads in distress. Apparently there is news of a foolish human who desires to but down the trees of your sacred Forest.
Demeter: you're lying, no human is dumb enough to ignore my warnings and cut down my tree's.
Poseidon: well he is.
Demeter: no he's not
Poseidon: yes he is.
Demeter: No he's not
Poseidon: Yes he is
Demeter: No he's not.
Poseidon: looks, if you're so determined not to believe me then go down there and see for yourself what's happening, prove me wrong.
Demeter: well maybe I will.
Meanwhile, back on earth.
Human: doo doo da dooo, gonna cut down the best trees for the house I'll build. Man I'm hungry, I can eat an entire harvest, if only demeter would be so kind, ha, demeter, I'm SO scared of her.
Demeter: Hey
Erysichthon:*scream like a little girl* AHHH.
Demeter: Why are you outside these woods with an axe?
Erysichthon: uh, picking up my kids from day care after work. I'm here to chop down trees, what does it look like?
Demeter: well that's quite rude of you.
Erysichthon: well that's quite rude of you
Demeter and Erysichthon stare at each other for a moment.
Demeter: may you not heed the warning of the consequences of cutting down my sacred trees
Erysichthon: yea, I heeded your warning, then I cut down that warning with my axe.
Demeter: you're not cutting down those tree's
Erysichthon: yes I am
Demeter: no you're not
Erysichthon: yes I am
Demeter: no you're not
Erysichthon, *throws down apple juice*: yes I am!
Demeter: no you're not?
Erysichthon: whatcha gonna DO about it?
Demeter: watch me.
Demeter cuts Erysichthon down.
Poseidon, on Olympus, bored.
Poseidon: Man, I haven't drowned any mortals lately, what should I do? Well, there's that one city without a name yet, hmmmm. I got it! I'll make it my sacred city!
Poseidon, back on earth.
Poseidon: wassup my peeps! I'm still cool, make this my sacred city.
A loud rumble congers in the sky, lightning zaps and Athena appears.
Athena: not so fast! I am a more worthy god to be sacred to this land.
Poseidon with his backwards hat and sunglasses: oh no you don't, if you want to take this city from me u better be prepared for a rap battle.
Athena: no, I'm the goddess of wisdom for a reason, I don't rap.
Poseidon throws hat to ground in disappointment: dang it. Then a battle, TO THE DEATH. *posiedon grabs a hose*
Athena: no, this is an argument not to be decided through violence, we shall provide gifts to the civilians and they'll choose their sacred god.
Poseidon: deal, because these cool people would never choose a loser like you, NERD.
Athena: well cool one, how about you go first.
Poseidon: Gladly, loser goes last, loser, ok, I give you cool citizens, *he prepares to reach in a satchel* My little pony, friend ship magic, AHHHHHH.
The citizens look at him for a moment.
Posiedon: you're right, you're not cool enough for those, so here * posiedon throws them to ground, and they become "real" horses* bam, you can ride them, carry wagons, braid their manes, everything.
Athena: wow, that is really cool, not sure if I can top that coolness you know?
Poseidon: darn straight
Athena: but I can try, people, citizens, I give you this. *athena holds out an olive.*
Posiedon: ha, what's that, a chocolate donut seed?
Athena: no, jeez don't be such a fool, this is an olive.
Posiedon: what?
Athena: An olive, which stems from an olive tree.
Posiedon: ok, and how is this supposed to be cooler than twilight sparkle, I mean horses?
Athena: because, the olives you can use as a source of flavor for your food, it's oil can be used to cook your food or to burn your candles, you can use it's wood to build houses and fires, it can be a great source of wealth, you can take these seeds to grow trees if you choose me as your sacred god.
Posiedon: my horses still look cooler.
Athena: so who will you choose as your sacred god?
One civilian: Athena.
Other civilian: yea, Athena
All civilians: Athena, Athena, Athena.
Posiedon: you guys are lame, my horses are WAY cooler than a stupid tree.
Athena: hmm, I wonder what to call this city, athenaopolis? Athenaville?
Civilian: Athens
Athena: perfect!
Posiedon: ug, I'm out.
