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Once Upon a Time (Part 1?)

I'm so sorry. This just popped in my head.

Literally, please don't get mad yet, I just wrote this as I went on. XD

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Once upon a time, on a planet called Minorious, there lived a Masou-Shoujo (which translates to magically ornamented girl) named Revy.

Now Revy wasn't like the other Masou-Shoujos on her planet. No, Revy was interested in killing only for the kill, not to protect others. She only lived to protect herself. This goal HUGELY contrasted her white and light pink frilly dress. Other Masou-Shoujos mostly feared her presence.

One day, Revy skipped happily through the alleyways in a big city, singing a song. It seemed like any normal day, but this day was different. She turned a corner and found a wooden door standing in the middle of the alley. She stared at the door for a long while, unsure of what to do next. Then, proclaiming "Fuck it", Revy opened the door and walked through. Upon entering, she felt like her entire body was being crushed into a box, and her head was being torn apart from the inside out. Soon after she entered the door, she slipped out of consciousness.

Down on Earth, a young business man named Rokuro Okajima sat alone on a bench in a city park. Or he was a business man. That morning, he had been fired for unknown reasons. Not bothering to try and find another job immediately, he decided to just sit and relax, and be alone to his thoughts for a while.

After sitting on the bench for around an hour or two, Rokuro decided to get up and go out drinking. However, a grinding sounded over him. He looked up, only to be crushed by an unknown object. "Fuck me! That hurt like hell!" A female voice yelled. The weight lifted off of Rokuro, allowing him to get up. In front of him stood a woman that slightly creeped him out. Dressed in a light pink and white frilly dress, knee high pink boots, white tights and white long gloves, and a pink crown with a small white heart gem on it, this woman came off to him as either a cosplayer or a crazy person. He had to admit that the woman was beautiful.

The woman glared at him. "The fuck are you looking at, white collar." She snapped, making him only slightly flinch.

"U-Uh, I've just never seen someone dress so... Colorful before... What's you're name?" He asked cautiously.

"Revy. What's it to you?" Revy crossed her arms over her chest.

"My name is Rokuro. Um, can I ask what you're doing here?" He introduced himself to the purple haired woman.

"Don't address me so lightly! I am a Masou-Shoujo! I will paint this place with your brains if you don't show some respect!" She clenched her fists, becoming full on angry.

"I-I'm sorry... What's a Masou-Shoujo?" Rokuro asked, quieting his voice.

"Geez, Rock, are you brainless or something? Masou-Shoujo are responsible for killing the monsters that not only inhabit Minorious, but every other shitty excuse of a world! Speaking of which, where am I?" Revy asked while looking around.

"You're in Tokyo. And it's not Rock, it's Rokuro." He said while he stuffed his hands in his pockets.

"Ahh, fuck. I'm on Earth. Oh well. Rock!" Revy enthusiastically pointed at the other. "You are going to help me open a portal to go back to Minorious! Got it?!"

"How am I supposed to do that?" Rokuro asked, still confused to why this Masou-Shoujo called him Rock.

"Just follow me, I'll show you. Then you gotta forget about me, okay?" She motioned for him to follow her, then turned around and began to jog. "Oh, and no matter what you says you're Rock now." She paused for a moment to speak, then continued to jog ahead. Rock sighed and walked after her.

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"Done!" Revy stepped back from the metal door, admiring her and Rocks work. The two had successfully created a portal that would take the Masou-Shoujo back to her home planet.

Rock didn't very much like this, however. Although he had spent a short amount of time with Revy, he had grown quite find of her. Revy opened the door and took a step back. "Oh well, this is goodbye, Rock." She smiled as she jumped up, levitating in the air. "See ya if I ever decide to come to this world to kill people!" She waved then turned around, flying through the doorway.

"W-Wait!" Rock called out and reached out his hand, as if he could grab her right there. However, the pull of the portal dragged the man in, then the door closed behind him. Then he felt like his body was being cooked inside out, then he passed out soon after that feeling.

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Revy hit the metal-like ground with a thump. "Dammit! That really hurts!"

Then another person fell, directly on top of her. Angered, she quickly shoved off the person and glared at them. "Hey! Watch where you're going you-!" She stopped, realizing who the other person was. Rock had came with her through the portal. "You?! Rock you fucking idiot!"

Rock sat up, rubbing his head. "Ow... Where are we?"

Revy sighed and looked around. She spotted a metallic looking person. "Hey sparkles!" She yelled at the person, making them look over. "Where the hell are we!?"

"You are in Metaropolis." The person replied in a robotic voice, then rolled away.

"Fuck! We're on the place with robots and shit! Thank you ROCK!" She slapped Rock's shoulder.

"Hey! What did I do?!"

"You weren't supposed to come along! There are sever consequences of a human traveling through a portal with a Masou-Shoujo! Now look where we are!" Revy gestured to their surroundings.

"I thought the near death feeling was the consequence..." He muttered, standing up.

"You fuck up!" She yelled, then turned around, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Now we have to do this again. C'mon, Rock. Let's get this over with so you can go the fuck home." Revy began to walk forward. Rock sighed yet again and followed slowly after the Masou-Shoujo. "What are your legs broken, ya pussy?! Hustle!"

"Sorry, Revy." Rock frowned as he picked up his pace.

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And now feel free to kill me. I swear, I shouldn't be allowed to write at 4:30 in the morning.

Well, if anyone actually likes this, want a part 2?

I'll write a part two, I really will. XD

Oh well, if you're not familiar with Rock(Rokuro Okajima) or Revy, they're from Black Lagoon, which is nothing like this, it's so dark.

Meh, okay. Bye minna-chan~! <3