The first shitpost - Somerset, chapter 1

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Thank you @Blade_Meister22

You've given me a beautiful idea.

The JAGs

Ursaint: Tall boi with a touch of the Mary Sue and a boring backstory, meant to be very fast but never seems to be. His one true weakness has been found and exploited: Autohit. Also, a temper that goes from 100-0-100 realllllll fast.

Yami: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MYYYYYYYYYYYY SKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Grace: Smol cinnamon pancake that everyone flocks to protect. Bright and friendly with trust issues, whERE HAVE I HEARD THAT  BEFORE?

Seth: Can I get a Bakugou in here, please?

Jack: Who?

Alice: Went up to the third floor before it was cool. Also, thing for legs. Is that better, or worse than a foot fetish?

Teacher bois

Damien: I can be anything you want, baby. Let's try making a teacher that can't decide whether he's Eraser or All Might!

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef: All hail the lord and saviour who is about as effective at being headmaster as Fanfiction Ozpin. Actually, he really reminds me of FF Ozpin, when he isn't in anything to do with Season 4/5

Villain guy dude: WAITER, THERE IS A RED HULK IN MUH BNHA ROLEPLAY!

Veronica and friends (hostages)

Veronica: Big brother is watching. Character who's excuse for anything weird she does is 'I'm literally mentally insane, so it makes sense'. Therefor, let's get CRAZEHHHHH

Lane: BIG SISTER!!! Same vein as Grace; need protection 24/7 and has two characters who will immediately jump to do it.

Lucy: STEP ON ME! SIT ON MY FACE! STEP ON MY FACE! WHIP ME IN MY CAT IN THE HAT COSTUME! 

Ethan: I'm here, guys! My head is greater than your puny walls!

Spider-Man, Spider-man: Has just found the Venom suit. Good thing we have a portable church bell on hand!


I definitely forgot people. Feel free to tell me who!

We'll be back next chapter, folks!

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