James Comey: *thinks* Wow, Donald has tiny baby hands.
Trump: *looks into James Comey's moss green orbs*
James Comey: You remind me of a mafia boss.
Trump: I did not hire prostitutes to piss on each other! Everyone is a LIAR and this is FAKE NEWS! I hate piss.
James Comey: Literally nobody aske-
Trump: They're all LIARS! Piss is DISGUSTING and full of GERMS! I would never piss!
James Comey: Donald what the f-
Trump: Do you believe the rumours?
James Comey: Donald blease I don't know what you're talking about-
Trump: The LIARS are saying that I hired prostitutes to pee on each other. This is FAKE NEWS!
Trump: James.. I think I'm in love with Vladimir Putin.
James Comey: But Donald.... I love you.
TO BE CONTINUED~~ :3
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50 Shades of Orange
FanfictionWhen James Comey meets billionaire Donald Trump, his life changes forever.
