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A/n: Sorry i like rick and morty so yeah lets do this your basically rick Sanchez f...
I was in my garage working on a new toy for battle i finish the dream insepters and start test them them out i then start to work on a plasma sword like star wars but way more badass and cool i then hear a knock on the garage i sigh i then open it to see a man with gray hair
Y/n: What do you *Burp* Want?
Gray hair: Are you y/n Sanchez?
Y/n: Whos *Burp* asking?
Gray hair: Ah sorry i'm ozpin the head master of beacon academy.
Y/n: Does it look like i *Burp* give a fuck?
Ozpin: I came here to ask if you wanted to go to beacon academy?
Y/n: Look ozpin or whoever the fuck you are i dont wanna get into some super team for fuckers like the vindicators so fuck off please.
Ozpin: Oh but its better then a super team also are you drinking?
I Take a sip from my flask
Y/n: Yeah *Burp* So what?
Ozpin: Yeah your coming to beacon.
Y/n: Fine but i want my own dorm no teams and no uniforms.
Ozpin: Thats fine by me.
Y/n: Ok follow me
Me and ozpin get into a space ship we fly to beacon i then turn to ozpin
Y/n: Here we are the academy
We get out of my ship and walk past a few dorms we then get to a big ass dorm that has alot of science tec and other shit i smile
Y/n: Ah well thats alot of stuff for me to uses
Ozpin: Also i lied about the team part you will be on a five man team they will be moving in here.
Y/n: I figured as much just dont expect them to be alive at all by the end of this.
Ozpin: Fine.
Ozpin leaves and i walk over and keep working on that plasma sword i finish it just when 4 people walk into my dorm room
Red haired girl: So your our new team mate
Y/n: *Burp* Correct.
Black: Haired girl: So whats your name i'm raven
Blond: heh look at all this nerd shit
He picks up the portal gun and it fires creating a portal i shoot at the blond haired guy with my plasma pistol
Y/n: Dont touch anything!
Black haired guy: Wait do you drink
Y/n: *Burp* Clearly ive been drinking from the age of 13
Red haired girl: Well i'm summer this is raven thats qrow and thats taiyang
Y/n: Does it look like i give much of a fuck you *Burp* Rip off red riding hood.
Raven: Hey thats not nice
I grab my plasma pistol and point it to her head
Y/n: I *Burp* Dont give a fuck leave me *Burp* alone
Summer: We wont leave you alone.
Y/n: Do as i say trust me.
They all start to unpack there gear i keep working on my weapons i then take out a gravity granade and throw it showing that it pulls everything into the exploitation
Y/n: Heh.
Raven: So whats your weapon
Y/n: I told you to leave me alone you *Burp* Fucker.
Raven: I just asked what your weapon was
I draw my plasma sword and activate it
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I activate the plasma sword i then pull out my laser gun
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