"Are you keeping tabs on me?"
"Uh, n— yes, I mean, no! No! I'm not!"
"What the fuck? Are you some kind of stalker?"
I'm really close to punching his annoying face for giving me that nervous-slash-creepy smile.
"No, I'm not that kind of a person, Alyssa."
Okay. First of all, how did he know my name? This guy's really a creep. He gives me the chills starting when he appeared in front of my house 5 minutes ago.
"You're literally giving me goosebumps."
"I'm sorry. I was ju—"
"You know what? I'll just punch you."
He looked taken aback with what I said. Can't a girl punch, you sick stalker?
"Wha—"
Yep. Punched him in the face. Hard.
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note: This is just a spur of the moment thing. Hindi lang talaga ako makagetover kila Abby at Eric sa Santa Clarita Diet, so take note that there will be a lot of swearing here. Those two are my spirit animals right now kaya ko 'to naisipang gawin. This will be written in taglish kasi baka di kayanin ng utak ko hahahaha
