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The Depths of the Ocean Are Tempting to Dive into

          You stand on the bow of a boat. It is a modest little thing, with a weak motor. In fact, the motor was dead. It was dead. Not useful in anyway. And you were stuck 20 000 metres from shore. Damn. This sure is unfortunate. You sigh, looking around. Your dumbass didn't even think to bring fishing equipment or water filters. Your thirst was becoming more noticable as your tongue turned into a desert. 

      

"FUCK!" you scream at the sky. "I'M HUNGRY, THIRSTY, AND TIRED!"

A bird's shit lands on your upturned face.

You scream incomprehensibly.