Book Ideas

Battle Of The Words

Genre: Villain Perspective, Comedy, Low Fantasy, Modern.

Series - 20,000 to 30,000 Words per book - 1000 words per chapter

Pantheon of Curses
Every use of their Name by Humans is actually a prayer in their name, granting them Faith Energy.

Born from the Cursing of Humanity, they have been thrust into a world they are just beginning to understand, and their own place in it.
Unknown to them, the Pantheon of Blessings are getting ready to strike.

Fuck (Title) - God of Bad Luck (hense the phrases 'for Fuck sake'.)
Spends his days playing tricks on humans, like making them drop toast butter side down or knocking a cup over and smashing it.

Shit (Title) - God of Misfortune and Stuff. (Hense the phrases 'Oh, Shit!' and 'Where's my Shit?')
Spends his days wandering about, while daydreaming about random objects and failure.
His daydreams occasionally bleed through into the world around him and wreck havoc.

Bastard (Title) - God of Broken Technology and Conflict. (Hense the phrases 'Work, you Bastard!' or 'You dirty Bastard!')
Spends his days making sure computer printers chew up their paper in busy offices and causing fights between drunkards.

Piss (Title) - Goddess of Rage and Games. (Hense the phrases 'You're Pissing me off!' and 'You're taking the Piss, right?!')
She spends her days inspiring anger in people by changing traffic lights to red as cars drive up and making people want to mess around with water balloons rather than work.

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Pantheon of Blessings
Every use of their Name by Humans is actually a prayer in their name, granting them Faith Energy.

Born of Humanity's Civilised Manners and Social Norms, they brought the world from the brink of corruption from the Pantheon of Curses long ago.
But now they must take up their Prayers once again, as the Curses have been reborn into the World they shaped.
But now they will

Please (Title) - God of Consent. (Hense the phrase 'Can I go out and play, Please?')
Spends his days adding the shine to Puppy Dog Eyes of begging children.
(In-between blessings, they likes feed pigeons in parks.)

Thank (Title) - God of Gratitude. (Hense the phrase 'Thank you, so much.')
Spends his days filling the bowls of beggars with money for food and blankets.
(Co-owns a large Investment company with Welcome, they fund the other Blessings.)

Welcome (Title) - God of Generosity. (Hense the phrase 'You're Welcome.')
Spends his days anonymously donating money to every charities across the globe.
(Co-owns a large Investment company with Thank, they fund the other Blessings.)

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