I Did Not Agree To This

I Better Be Getting Paid For This

    You heard me. I'm expecting a large number of drachmas for this.

Why. Many questions start with why such as: Why is this my life? Why do I have to do this? Why am I writing this dam story?

Oh right. BECCA IS MAKING ME DO IT, but she's my favorite so I guess I'll do it.

Greetings and salutations and all that, the name's Tamia Forrest. At this moment, I am thirteen years old, but I turn fourteen soon. Don't tell anyone though. They'll freak out. Them being Will, Piper, Nico, those kinds of people.

Anyways, I guess this is some sort of introduction? Becca and Kotsj are making me do this because we need to, and I quote:

"Attract more demigods to Camp Half-Blood."

Yeah, whatever. Who would want to come to the place where the only family anyone ever sees is the rest of the campers? I mean some campers get to visit their mortal parents, those are the lucky ones. Usually children of minor gods or goddesses. As a child of the Big Three I won't got to see my dad until I'm old enough to defend myself.

Oh! Speaking of my Dad, he's the Greek god of the sea. Poseidon and he's kind of important. I know, it should be super great, right? Wrong. I don't mean to sound salty or anything, but dad treats Percy, the oldest alive, like a prince. That kind of leaves Becca, Tyson, and I in the dark. Not like I care or anything.

(Poseidon is gonna make the child cRY-)

Anyways, on the topic of my siblings, you probably know the first one if you're reading this. His name's Percy Jackson, talk, lean, loyal to a fault and perfect boyfriend material? Yeah, that's him. He's about seventeen I think, almost eighteen. He's planning for college in New Rome with his girlfriend Annabeth. But he's the knight in shining armor, the hero of the story. I don't mean to sound rude because I know he has done a lot to earn the title and love he gets from Poseidon. Maybe if Dad didn't just leave the rest of us behind so often..? Never mind. That won't happen. It's nice to wish though.

Tyson! Aww, that little ball of fluff! He's adorable. The guy's a cyclops, and one of the very few friendly monsters there are. Of course, there's Ella the Harpy and Mrs. O'Leary as well. Anyways, Tyson works down under the sea with Poseidon.

UNDER DA SEA, UNDER DA SEA-

Cough, anywhozits. Then there's my only sister, and favorite sibling (don't tell her I said that), Rebecca Amia. Wow is she a bitch. But she's also awesome so she's my favorite. She's the first mortal daughter of Poseidon. She only beat me by two years. Between you and I, guys, I kind of look up to her. Also if you tell her that, I'll find you and give you a punishment worse than death.

So uh. That was my introduction. So, I guess, erm, bye?

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AUTHORS NOTE

The character Rebecca Amia and plot of this story belong to Keeper-of-Stories the original story is called "The Life of a background Poseidon kid."  So go check It out! This is from Tamia Forrest's, a character I made for her book, point of view.

Please note: Tamia is a very rude character. Don't take anything she says to offense, because this is a work of fiction, and close to nothing here reflects the thoughts of mine.

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