Kinky phone call from Paisley Park
Phone call from Prince Rogers Nelson to a mystery girl. Year unknown
MG- Hello?
P- Do you miss me?
MG- (Nervous giggle) Hmmm... now how does one answer that?
P- Truthfully
MG- (Giggles more) Yeah... I guess...
P- I don't believe you (Click. Dial tone)
Ten minutes later
MG- Hello
P- Do you miss me?
MG- Yes? Ok. (Laughs loudly) Yes! You happy now?
P- Not yet. Are you alone?
MG- No
P- Who's over there with you?
MG- Some people you don't know.
P- Tell them to leave
MG- Now why would I do that?
P- Because I want you all by yourself. I want you all alone.
MG- Why?
P-Because I want you to do something for me.
MG- What's that?
P- I want you to put on a show for me
MG- How? You can't see me over the phone.
P- I have ears
MG- Oh right (giggles sheepishly)
P- Tell them to leave
MG- But I'm actually enjoying their company. We're having a lot of fun. We're just kickin it... you know? We...
P- You got 30 minutes. (Dial tone)
35 minutes later
MG- Hello?
P- Are they gone?
(Pause. Silence)
P- I even gave you an extra five minutes. Are they gone?
(Laughs seemingly from his audacity)
MG- Yes...yes they're gone, Digits
P- (Laughs) Digits! Oh I haven't heard that for awhile. You must be alone. (Inaudible)
MG- I know. I know. I would never (laughs) (inaudible)
(Both laugh for a while)
P- Ok so let's get started
MG- Oh, God what is up your sleeve?
P- The same thing that I wanna put up in your (expletive)
MG- OH MY GOD!!!!(Laughs and squeals with joy) You are Wild!
P- Does that sound like a good plan?
MG- Yes
P- I thought so.
MG- Ok what do you want me to do, baby?
P- Are you clean?
MG- Uhhhh....ummmm....
P- Uhhhhh....ummmm? That don't sound right.
MG- Well I took a shower this morning....so... I guess I am.
P- No. No. No. Go upstairs to the bathroom and run the bathwater.
MG- You want me to shower while I'm holding the phone?
P- No. Put me on the speaker. And I don't want you to take a shower. I want you to take a bath. And I want you to do it exactly how I say. Ok?
MG- (Sighs) Ok, baby.
P- Get upstairs.
(Silence. Sound of footsteps)
(Sound of bath water running)
P- Pour that vanilla lavender soap in.
MG- Ok but, babe I gotta pee.
P- Well pee.
MG- But I don't want you to hear it. That's kinda.... I don't know... I don't...
P- Girl, sit on that thing and let it flow. The last time I checked you're human. You are human, right? (He says in weird voice)
MG- (Laughs) Yes, babe! You're so silly. I love when you do that voice. Hayes calls it the Morris Day voice. I love when you guys do....
P- Are you done?
MG- Yes. I'm wiping myself. (Toilet flush) (Tub faucet stops running. Sound of water splashing)
Whew! This water is hot!
P- You're in?
MG- Yep
P- Ok. Take the soap and lather it up for me. Now wash up under your arms. You doing it?
MG- Yes
P- Now wash your pretty titties. And while you do that make the nipple stand up... I want it to look like how it does when it's in my mouth
(Water splashing)
P- You doing it?
MG- Mmmhmmm
P- Now lift your leg and soap up your thigh. Now I want you to get real close... really close to your (expletive)
MG- Mmmm
P- Now turn around and put that ass in the air...let the air hit it. I want you to have goosebumps all over that ass. You doing it?
MG-Yes.
P- Let the air hit your (expletive) Do you feel that?
(Silence)
P- Is your (expletive) shaved?
MG- Ummmm....uhhh....no.
P- Hmmm... that's ok. It's alright. Now take your two fingers and open your (expletive) and let the water and air in. Do you feel that?
MG- Yeah...
P- What's it feel like?
MG- It feels like when you (assortment of expletives) and when you take it and (expletives)
P- Mmmmm that's sounds divine. Shit I wish I was there. But for now....(sounds like he's struggling with something) (inaudible) Take your other finger and slide it up to your (expletive) Do both at the same time.
(Water splashing)
P- You doing it?
(Sound of moaning)
P- Ooh I can hear you doing it. Pat it for me.
(Moaning on both ends)
MG- Ooooh I'm about to (expletive)
P- Do it. Let me hear you. Do it. Do that shit.
(Loud squeal)
P- Damn I need to be there so that I can (expletives)
(Exhausted giggles)
P- How do you feel?
MG- Tired
P- Get out the tub and go to sleep. I'll call you in a few days. Ok?
MG- Ok bye, baby.
P- Bye
