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BHAD BHITCHES

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BHAD BHITCHES

allie 🥀 : alice
ollie 🌺 : oliver
lottie : charlotte
the famous bro : evan
the salty bro : jax

ollie 🌺
gUYS

I DONE FUCKED UP

allie 🥀
you mean by commenting
on timmy's post without
warning or good reason?

because we already saw that

ollie 🌺
you think you're so funny
don't you

lottie
actually she's hilarious so...

the salty bro
wINK WONK

lottie
why the fuck do you guys
keep doing that???

allie 🥀
yeah it's getting really
annoying

ollie 🌺
because,,

WINK WONK

allie 🥀
jfc I am so done with you
guys

the famous bro
we're just saying
wink wonk

figure out the reason why
and we'll explain everything

lottie
really?

the famous bro
haha no I was fucking
lying like bitch you
thought

lottie
I am ACTUALLY GOING TO
MURDER YOU EVAN
AUGUSTUS HOLLINGSWORTH

the famous bro
what is up with you girls
and our middle names
like damn??

ollie 🌺
haha you know why
evan don't even play

wink wonk

allie 🥀
dO YOU WANT TO BE
ADDED TO THE LIST
RHETT?

the salty bro
it's times like these I'm
glad that you guys don't
know my middle name

the famous bro
but I? know? your? middle?
name?????

the salty bro
your my brother that doesn't
count

the famous bro
fine then

don't mind me while I go
and tell the whole fucking
world your middle name
then

the salty bro
yOU BETTER FUCKING NOT
UNLESS YOU WANT A CALL
FROM MOM LATER

the famous bro
you wouldn't dare

ollie 🌺
um this seems like a discussion
just for the two of you and I am
feeling very left out seeing as
I'm the reason why you're called
here now

allie 🥀
well since you called us here
are going to tell us why?

ollie 🌺
well as you know I commented
on timothée's post complimenting
him and shit and then you know
he dm'd me saying shit like I'm
not allowed to and then we get
talking about our breakup
and he asks why I even broke up
with him in the first and I just
couldn't tell him you know?

lottie
so...

all of this because you can't
admit to him that you
broke his fucking heart
because rachel told you he
wasn't helping you rise up
in status so she set you up
with river so you would get
more coverage in the media
and more roles???

I mean it's very simple

ollie 🌺
yeah but I'm trying to
be his friend again (and win
my boy back) so if I tell him
then I have absolutely no
shot of winning back his heart
and I kinda don't want that

and he told me that he'll THINK
about forgiving me but when
I tell him that thought will go
out the window and I just want
my boy back

the famous bro
well you got yourself in a
little pickle here haven't you?

ollie 🌺
one, yes we've been over that
already

and two, who the fuck says that?
like are you a granny or something?

lottie
look do you think I would
help if one of us talked
about all this with him?

ollie 🌺
not at all...but he always did
like alice so...

allie 🥀
alright I'll hit him up soon

ollie 🌺
yOU BETTER FUCKING NOT
BITCH TIMOTHÉE IS MINE

allie 🥀
you know what I meant
you dramatic little shit

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