Forbidden amour

Swapmeet Atrocity

It was a bright shiny sun that Andrea woke to. "My god I need to buy curtains or else I'll get blind" said a very grumpy  bitch.  The sun was always driving Andrea nUts since she could no longer sleep and dream of censored ™, but what really really made her wanna die was her moms yelling about how her daughter never did shit in the house but eat shit and sleep and whatever the hell she heard at 3 am. " fuck this im out" she said as putting on jeans and not even brushing her teeth for the 4th time this week. She walked out the house and decided to spend this beautiful day at the swapmeet where she could get some real love. Tacos.

Today was the big day. Sunday which was dedicated for tacos. Being Andrea isn't easy so you know that not even a bitchass snickers bar will do the trick. So go home or feed me some tacos de barbacoa. That's the shit.
" oh fuck yea taco stand is still up" andrea said as she eyed that man filling a tortilla with sum good meat. (Cow meat nigga tf you be thinking ya nasty asz). She walked through some kids looking like they aint never seen a fat bitch but why was it a surprise everyone knew what sunday was all about for andrea. As she neared the taco stand Andrea smiled at all the deliciousness the taco grill displayed. "Hey joey, can I get uhhhhhhhhhjhhhHHhhhhHhhhhhhhhHhHhhh motherfucking taco? Extra sauce ya know it"
Joey was the taquero who made miracles true. At least to Andrea.
"Sorry Andrea these are for delivery. You should have came earli- eh ? Um andrea are you ok?...."
There seemed to be a change in the atmosphere. Something seemed off about Andrea... Andrea.exe stopped working. She immediately went berserk and slammed joey's face on to the grill.

"AAGAHHHRHRRR" joey cried.
"MNNOOO- sTOOP PLEASE I BEG YOUH!! I'lL GIVE YOU THE TACOS AS MANY AS YOU WANT."

Nobody in the whole entire swapmeet moved. They knew better than to anger a fatbitch with a case of taco withdrawal. But they had to learn the hard way.
As soon as joey pleaded for his life in exchange of giving away the tacos meant for delivery to Andrea, she removed his face which was already ruined.
Andrea picked his head up from his bangs and whispered in a menacing tone " Nobody fucking turns my order of tacos down NOBODY. YA GOT THA JOEY?!! "
Joey who had already pissed himself from the terror anxiously replied " yEs anyThIng for Y ou .!! Im sO sSSsSORRy it will nEVer hapPEN AGAIN " while sobbing.
"Great I'm glad you understood! Se ya next week Joey!! Tacos better taste fucking good or you know the deal!"
Andrea happily walked out the swapmeet with all the tacos. This is what I mean when I say I love tacos. I don't know why nobody takes me seriously but hey you gotta do what you gotta do. And with that, Andrea went to her bestie's house.

So don't mess with her.