Gangsta Dick Chronicles

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So this chapter is about the time I broke a bitch cervix, on my August Alsina shit. She was feigning for some dick so she got that shit, and a trip to tha hospital.🤷🏽‍♂️

Aight check it, this during my sophomore year in high school right. I'm a horny ass 16 year old, ready to receive all the sexual transmitted diseases I could get. So boom it's this lil yellow bone we gone call her Tiny, cause the bitch was slim as fuck with a big ass round booty.

It's around the middle of the school year, erbody in they outfits that they momma bought with they tax money , and flashing they government phones all ova tha place yanno just doing the damn thing. So you know me the little nigga with all the mothafucking flashy shit was on the bitches like white on rice. It was during one of my passing periods Little ma was chilling at her locker in the typical thot apparel, just like I like it. I walk up in my baggy ass Levi's and smack the shit out her ass. Cause yanno I ain't know what the fuck respect was back then.

So boom the bitch turn around looking all yuck in the face and say "BOY DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME"

So y'all know my young lavish ass ignore her dumbass like

And smack that donkey one mo' fucking time. She get to grinning and shit with her hoe ass, I got her lil fish tank dripping and shit at this point. So I get on my high school musical shit and lean up against the locker real smooth.

I'm like "what you wanna do, it's free period right na'" I'm flicking my lil ass tongue trying to be sexy looking like a retarded ass rattle snake, but her rat ass loving every second of this fuck shit.

So she like "meet me in the old gym on the fourth floor in five minutes but bring a condom my birth control expired"

I look at the bitch like

I ain't even got one but shit I bet my lil dick ass asked one of the homies and sped my black ass up to the fourth floor with a minute and 45 seconds to spare.

I get in the gym and the loose neck bitch ain't nowhere to be found until I feel a damn paper ball smack me dead in the dome, I'm looking around ready to fuck a nigga up meanwhile it's this childish ass hoe from the top row of the bleachers. I smacked my lips and start walking up there talking my shit like

"This ain't 5th grade bitch you could've called my name, that heavy ass fucking paper ball, dumbass girl"

She sitting there looking all frazzled, then I snap back into reality like I ain't finna get no pussy acting like this. So I shake my bitch ass attitude and laugh shit off like I was playing and hit her with the

"I'm just playing baby, daddy like to joke like that"

Her slow illiterate ass just giggle and start taking off her stank ass leggings showing off her step momma ass leopard print thong she had on.

I'm like "ew bitch" tacky ass shit but I shrug and slide the Levi's right up under my ass cheeks and pop my lil six inches on up out my draws ready to go.

So I'm pulling her lil thong to the side and she stop me like "you got a condom nigga"

I stared this bitch dead in her soul and said

And slid this mf straight in her shit.

Now the lil bitch shit was mediocre asf, not too dry, not too wet, just enough to allow me to slide in yanno. So boom my happy to get pussy ass going buck wild, got her pie face ass hanging off the seat of the bleachers wrecking her shit. So I feel my pornstar genie tap me on the shoulder and say "go off chosen one"

So I do a lil head nod of agreeance, lift the lil thot legs up and get to going ape shit. Nigga I shit you not fourth pump in I'm drilling her shit and hear a fat ass "RRRIPPPP" I'm like

"bitch you ripped my Levi's with all the grabbing and shit the fuck"

I look down this hoe gapped mouth silent before she scream loud as fuck

"YOU FUCKING BROKE MY PUSSY WHAT THE FUCK"

I'm like yeah bitch I'm that lil nigga and then I look down and see blood leaking out that mothafucka.

I'm like

"Well um shit you ain't tell me to stop so....yo fault"

Slide my shit back up, grabbed my backpack and left that bitch in thea'. Soon enough the nurse found her lil ass, wheeled her to the nurses office and had her moms take her to the emergency room. A week later I get a text from an unknown number saying

"Bitch you broke my cervix"

And that's folks is the story of how I became that lil nigga.