Is Santa a vampire?
I have always wondered that because of this evidence:
1. Santa can travel the whole world in one night. Vampires have super speed.
2. Santa has elves that make toys for him. Vampires can hypnotize people.
3. Santa's suit is RED!!! The colors of christmas are red and green, but I don't see a speck of green on him. Vampires drink blood, which is RED!!!
4. Santa is basically immortal. So are vampires.
So, Santa. Are you a vampire?
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