Once upon a time there was a troubled youth who thought he was smart but everyone at he school thought he was a doofis. His name was Carsten. He needed help because he thought he was smart but was horribly wrong. Anyways he struggles with school and hates it more than anything. The only thing he likes about school is getting to see his gorgeous girlfriend every day who's name can not be mentioned in this story for safety purposes. Anyways one day, Carsten was in Math class which, go figure, he thought was stupid so he called his mom from the office and pretended he had influenza. Unfortunately his momma wasn't a dummy and immediately realized after 3 hours of sitting at home with him that he wasn't sick at all. His mom was named momma Carsten. Do not question my choices of names here they are beyond lit and you just don't want to accept the fact.
Ok anyways momma Carsten made him go to school the next day which was depressing because Carsten is just a lonely, depressed, lost,and confused seventh grader. His girlfriend immediately came up to him that day and broke up with him because she felt that he was cheating on her
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The Theory of Carlos
RomanceI was asked to write this and it will probably make no sense whatsoever but still read it it will entertain your mind
