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Here is a list of things to trigger your Star Wars loving fangirl. Because why die of natural causes when you can die by a plastic lightsaber?

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by Jedi_Idiot

by Jedi_Idiot

76. Saying the Last Jedi was a good movie.

77. Saying Admiral Ackbar didn't deserve any better.

78. Rose was a good character. (lol)

79. Saying, "yayyy Snoke dieddd!" (Ummm excuseee need I wanted background information on himmm)

80. Saying Luke isn't a smol boi

81. Wishing there were figdet spinner lightsabers. (why)

82. Wishing Reylo happened.

83. Not laughing at Ben Swolo memes. (you gotta admit they're hilarious)

84. Saying the porgs aren't i c o n i c

85. Liking Rose.

86. Saying Anakin Skywalker likes sand.

87. R2 is not vulgar.

88. Saying Anakin and Darth Vadey aren't two different people.

89. Calling C-3P0 irrelevant.

90. Only watching the sequels and claims to know everything about Star Wars.

91. "Omg the sequels are the best movies m8"

92. When someone doesn't like prequel memes.

93. Mention that Leia was not i c o n i c and inspiring to other women.

94. Tell her that you thought Poe should die.

95. She'll get triggered if you tell her that her Star Wara shirts look disgusting.

96. Say this Han Solo movie will not be awesome. (because it will. )

97. Telling her you've seen all the Star Wars movies when you really haven't.

98. Not loving Han Solo.

99. Telling her that fan fiction is STOOPID. (lol no its not its great in fact go check out my own Star_Wars_Fangirl_ #selflesspromo)

100. Telling her that you don't want to lightsaber fight because she's better at it than you.

101. And finally, telling her that Star Wars overall, SUCKS. (lol no it doesn't check yo facts)