The doctor had been pacing around for a little while now. Waiting for Rose to get her blonde ass up out of bed. He hadn't been keeping track of time, since time is fucking useless to him, but he was sure it had been at least an hour.
"where the flying fuck is lavender?" he muttered partially to himself, partially to the TARDIS.
He didn't receive a response from the machine, which he expected. The doctor decided he didn't care all that much and started walking off somewhere. As he stepped away from the console, The TARDIS received a message. It was in Raxacoricofallapatorian.
"fucking bloody dammit what the shit," The doctor stated to his time machine. he skimmed the message very quick like. "ah what shit tae fuckh??" The message said something about a slitheen bitch kidnapping Lily for a tea party. He was in shock, he had no idea this had happened. "That THOT is having fun without me omg!" The doctor exclaimed loudly. He frowned with the same loud tone of voice and crossed his arms, thinking.
After a certain amount of time had passed (he still didn't give a shit about time), he smiled that sassy fuck smile of his. "I know how to find her."
and that's what he did.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Slitheen Tea
FanfictionA young Slitheen kidnaps Rose for a tea party, and it gets SHADY (warning: lots of cursing and its *Kinda* gross at the end lol) -this isn't serious, it's meant to be funny :)-
