I was driving her home I think she felt awkward so I looked at her and said dang I like ur ear drums she slapped my face and looked away I knew she still liked he ex as I pulled up in the driveway he said is this ur boyfriend she said yes he slapped me so hard I feel over she got me up and ran in the car we drove away now her dogs were chasing us and they pooped the tire and I saw a goat outside I love goats so I grabbed it and ran away leaving Emily in the car she got out and I said oh crap I thought this was u she looked at me grabbed the goat her dad court up I slapped him to Jupiter she we ran of to do our on thing ya know so ya we went to Burger King I eat all her fries and we watched YouTube all night they she fell asleep her head touched my leg I got up and I was like ew I layed down on the cold flooor and she started farting I look at her I wanted to wake her but I was like aw and I left her I sleeped with the goat
