Eleanor Adley Parker: My happily ever after. Sorta

January 1st, 2017

   So, I'm starting a diary now. Go me! Ms. Garza suggested it since I like writing and shit but honestly I don't know what the fuck to write. She also suggested I tone down the cussing but ha FUCK THAT.

   Maybe I'll just make this entry about me, for obvious reasons. Wouldn't want my diary to not know who I am. (LOL)

   So hi, I'm Eleanor Adley Parker (I go by Adley) and I'm a freshman at Sacramento State. I'm 18, my birthday is December 12th, and my favorite color is green. Anything else you wanna know? (Maybe not but I'll keep on going since I gotta admit that I'm a pretty cool topic.) Well, I love pizza and chow mein. I usually just drop a bunch of chow mein on top of my pizza and take a big bite. God, is there anything better than that? No. (Maybe dick but I'll leave that entry for another day)

   So what did I do today you ask? I went to school, learned about some shit I probably don't need, got home and here I am. Alone in bed writing to myself on a bright pink journal. I'm really living the life, huh? At least it's Friday meaning I finally get to go out and do something with people I actually like.

   Now that I've mentioned it, lets talk about my friends. I'm kind of running out of ideas here and there's still 119 pages left. We'll start with the best:

   Cara Branson. Wow! My best friend, my lover, my other half, my everything. She knows everything about me and I mean EVERYTHING. I can trust her, I always have and always will. I have a secret that only Cara knows about it. (I might tell you about it. MIGHT.) She never judged me for it and that's all I can really ask for. Cara has a future ahead of her. Like, a real damn future. She's smart.  You don't come across girls like her every day, you know, the ones that actually think. Plus she has one hell of an ass. What a bitch.

   Then there's

   Lindy Levin. Well her full name is Belinda Levin but we call her Lindy. She is one hot mother fucker and let me tell you, if I was lesbian, I'd be the first to hit that. You know what? Fuck it I probably will. She's just that girl that literally turns heads when she walks in the room. (Sucks when I walk in too and realize it's her they're all looking at) She has a nice face and a bubbly personality. She's the whole damn package. I love Lindy, she's one of my best friends but I'll admit I am a bit jelaous of her. She always and I mean ALWAYS gets the guy. She doesnt even have to try. Must be nice to be Lindy. I mean, it's not her fault she's beautiful but I still hate her for it. Even Cara admits it.

   Now let's get to one special fucking guy that I'm totally in love with and want to create beautiful children with.

   Landon Dawson. My beautiful love of my life. You know that guy. The sexy one with the ocean blue eyes and wavy blonde hair that blows perfectly in the wind with a set of rock hard abs and and tight ass ? Well that's not Landon. (What is this, a Hollister ad?) He's an average looking guy with an average build. He has a pretty big nose too now that I think of it but that's not the only thing he has that's big. (Ha) I met him at a party 4 months ago and we've been together since. I love him very much. Maybe even more than Cara, but let's keep that between you and me.

   I've got the perfect set of friends and the perfect fucking boyfriend. What else could I want in life? Seems perfect doesn't it?

   Well. Not exactly. Pretty sure I already spilled a shitload so until next time. Adios.