The Incredible Hoo-Eng's turn commences
The Incredible Hoo-Eng commenced the fight by delivering a flaming fist, aimed at the atrocious abomination's excuse of a face.
Bardut the Obese Terror defends; her passive ability allows her to counter any physical attack from the front entirely by blocking it with her arm-fat, pushing the attacker back by one tile and dealing 20 impact damage.
The Incredible Hood-Eng bounces back, appalled by the sheer strength the monstrosity was boasting.
Bardut, Consumer of Universes' turn commences
Bardut, the Planet Eater attempts to crush the Incredible Hoo-Eng with her sheer mass, and uses Death Leap. She then leaps up into the sky and descended onto the tile occupied by the Incredible Hoo-Eng.
The Incredible Hoo-Eng rolled a saving throw, and successfully dodged. He threw himself 3 tiles forward to evade the killing blow and then 2 more tiles from the seismic waves that immediately followed Bardut, the Abominable's landing.
The Incredible Hood-Eng's turn commences.
The Incredible Hoo-Eng decides to dish out a different kind of attack, seeing how his previous tactic failed. He then dashed behind Bardut, the KFC Goddess and carefully-executed a series of punches, using the art of Fu-Jutsu to deliver a deadly barrage of attacks that would instantly eliminate any average mortal.
However, Bardut, Devourer of All's second passive provides her with immunity to physical damage thanks to her immeasurable layers of fat.
Bardut the Morbidly Obese's turn commences.
Bardut, the Terrifyingly Obese attempts to flatten the Incredible Hoo-Eng once more; she struggles to, but succeeds in curling herself up into a swollen oestrogen-injected Swedish meatball and rolls towards the Incredible Hoo-Eng at a slow though steady speed.
The Incredible Hoo-Eng rolls another saving throw, and successfully dodges his attacker once again. He sprints past and behind the rolling boulder, safe from Bardut, the Cause of World Hunger's path of destruction.
Bardut, the Help I'm Running Out Of Names continued to roll further down, though not voluntarily - for the laws of physics were most definitely not in her favour. Thank God. She unreluctantly allowed her momentum to build up, creating a disgusting snowball effect of some sort. This, in a sense, gives the Incredible Hoo-Eng a free turn.
The Incredible Hoo-Eng's turn commences.
Not willing to waste this free turn, and now fully aware of how powerful his adversary is, the Incredible Hoo-Eng took it upon himself to use said turn to call for aid. The Hoo-Eng used Call in an Avenger. Much to his advantage, Sorcerer Supreme Dr. Epen Strange had bestowed upon the battlefield his divine presence. A blinding sphere of light seemingly appeared out of nowhere, from which the Sorcerer Supreme emerged in all his glory.
Dr. Epen Strange joins the party.
~To be continued~
