Steven universe fight club

Part 1:The Tournament Begins!

Me:Coming at you live from(my city),for the first time in history we have a gem fight club! We serve food and drinks too! I'm Joey,your announcer! Let's get this show on the road! So here are the rules:No fusion of gems,but limb enchaners are permitted. After the first round the matches shall be randomized. Now for the first round:on the right side of the arena,the one and only half human-half gem,hailing from beach city,son of Rose Quartz,and belonging to the late Pink Diamond,Ladies and gentlemen,give it up for Steven Quartz Universe!(Crowd in the stadium cheers) and on the left side of the arena,one half of Garnet,hailing from Homeworld,companion of Sapphire,and belonging to Blue Diamond,give it up for Ruby of the Crystal Gems!(Crowd cheers a second time)Steven:Uhhh,Connie,I'm kinda worried. Connie:Don't fret,we are going to blow this city's socks off.(Connie and Steven come close together and embrace)Me:What the HE double-hockey stick are those two doing?(A pink light envelopes the two children,and Steven's gem glows)Me:somebody call 911!(The pink light forms into Stevonnie,and she makes a dramatic entrance)Me:Unbelievable,Steven has fused with another human! Stevonnie:Hi,it feels great to be me again! Me:Actually,the rules only really state that gems cannot fuse in the competition. It doesn't say anything about human fusion. I got nothing,so I guess we can let this one slide. Jasper:(Spits out her pizza)Cheaters! Stevonnie:The reason I did this was,well I've known Garnet since the day I was born,and I've seen Ruby so many times,and I've studied both their styles of fighting. So I understand that this is going to be a lot of work. Ruby:(sniffles)Wow you guys've grown so much quicker than we thought! Me:Let the battle begin! Stevonnie blocks with the shield,Ruby who tried to charge into her,now that's superhuman strength and agility! But here comes Ruby's gauntlet,which hits Stevonnie like a tank,what a talented and powerful gem! Nothing brings her down! For a small gem she is overpowering the gem-human fusion! Stevonnie seems shaken by Ruby's single punch! Wait,what! The tiny soldier is trying to lift her opponents! And now she's flipping her with relative ease! Ruby:I can fuse with other gems,but that's not what makes me stronger! I don't need to fuse with Sapphire today! Or Amethyst,or Pearl,or any kind of gem for that matter! Me:Ruby's getting literally heated! Stevonnie:Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,can't you see my relationship is stable,I can see you hate the way we intermingle,but I think you're just mad cause your single. Ruby:Hey,that was our line! Now for more abilities! Me:Is it getting hot in here,wait Ruby is controlling the temperature! Stevonnie:I remember,your body can generate heat! Oh,no the floor is burning up! Looks like I better stop you Ruby! Ruby:I'll boil this place to steam in seconds! Stevonnie:I know how when you get emotional you unlock your abilities,but we don't have time for that. Ruby:Yahhh,total chaos! Stevonnie:Ruby is a strong gem,but that's the problem,I don't know if we can take her out. Quiet Steven,I got a plan. Well you better think quickly! Me:Are they talking to themselves? Ruby:I'll set the ground ablaze,with you on it Stevonnie! I'll do it for Sapphire! Sapphire:I see exactly where this is going. Don't lose your cool Ruby! And don't give up either Stevonnie! Ruby/Stevonnie:Thank you Sapphire! Ruby:Wait,Sapphire can see into the future! Sapphire,What will make me end up winning? Sapphire:I'm not going to cheat Steven and Connie out of the match. Ruby:I thought you were my friend,whatever,I don't need your help,I'll destroy you two with my own strength! Time for my special move,the boiling gauntlet! Stevonnie:Oh,Jesus,this is bad! Me:The tiny gem is packing the most powerful punch she has,that gauntlet is in flames! Ruby:Here it comes! Stevonnie:Let's do this. Yah! Looks like you don't have what it takes to get past my shield without Sapphire! Sapphire:(Smiles) Stevonnie:Connie,I'm counting on you for this one. Me:And The fusion swings her pink sword at the small gem,and the attack nearly connects! And look at that kick,it definitely threw Ruby off balance! Stevonnie gracefully dodges Ruby's assult like nothing at all,and then does the same thing again! Ruby tries again,but the two kids knock her gauntlet back with their pink sword! Ruby:If you're thinking I'm about to give up,your dead wrong Stevonnie! Stevonnie:You're a great opponent Ruby,but this is gonna end now! Ruby:And you're a great couple,but I'll finish this! Me:Ruby is going towards Stevonnie,with her gauntlet starting to flare with flames! And Stevonnie too is running towards the fearsome Ruby! Stevonnie:Ruby,even if I lose,this was still a great fight! Ruby:Aww yeah,let's end this right! Even though I'm gonna win! Me:And the human-gem hybrid takes out her sword,preparing to beat Ruby! Ruby/Stevonnie:This is gonna end between us now!(explosion,dust settles,and Ruby's gem falls down to the ground) Stevonnie:I...can't believe I poofed her! Me:Well it look as if Ruby has been poofed,so that means Stevonnie is the victor! Sapphire:You two,don't worry! Stevonnie:But,Garnet is like my mom. I can't believe why I would do that. Sapphire:Silly! Don't you remember,gems regenerate! Ruby'll be back soon. Stevonnie:It just...seemed a little wrong to me.(Stevonnie unfuses back into Steven and Connie)Me:And that means Steven Universe is moving up to round 2! To be continued...