One direction (Part 2)

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One direction in the hunger games

*cannon*

Zayn: oh no, Niall I told you not to eat them berries!!

Zayn: Oh Harreh I see loueh and Liam, let's kill them.

Louis: Liam stop the twitcam and run !!!

Liam: bye guise, let's get #runliam trending world wide.

Zayn: ow ma gawhd it's a table

Harry: stop it Zayn, we have to win this.

Zayn: loueh move your fat ass, I've got a table to break.

Me: This fandom is crazy. Lol

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Boy: I love you <3

Girl: I love you too <3

Boy: More than one direction ?

Girl: what the.. You know your limits !!

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Louis: Why did the mushroom go to the party? ....... Because he was a fungi.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Mom: ........... It's not even funny ........

Me: *sighs* *Whispers* you'll never get it *whisper over*

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I know more about One Direction than my family history.

Me: I'm normal,I swear.

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If I'm Flounder

Would you sea me ?

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Me after I see One Direction cut out at the mall:

Church is this way *tut* silly Harry he forgot about the wedding silly boy *tut*

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The Niall river

New Zaynland

Louisiana

Hungharry

Australiam

One direction world

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Me: OMG OMG guess what ?!?!?

My parents: What did One Direction do now -.-

Me: OMG OMG guess what ?!?!?

My friends: I don't care what 1d did....

Me: OMG OMG guess what ?!?!?

Directioners: OMG ! OMG ! One Directiooooooonnnn !!!!!!

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Interviewer: I keep reading that Niall's the cute one

Niall: *looks to the ground shy*

Niall: *then smiles slightly*

Zayn: Yeah, he's cute.

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Me: Mom I'm going on a date tonight.

Mom: Honey, put the cardboard cut out back.

Me: *Stares lovingly at cutout* But he lovessss me.

Mom:.....................

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When someone tries to tell me One Direction news

"That was like 27 seconds ago"

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*One Direction holding Koala Bears*

Now I'm jealous of a koala bear, first a baby. What next ?

Never mind Ruth got a dog and it's wearing Liam's sunglasses.

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A.N well we have another 1D one YAY cos Stacey told me at school that she liked the funny 1D one :D.

Tasha xx

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