Chronicles of Noblesville

Jeffrey the park ranger

It was a very peaceful day in Dylan Park. Jeffrey stood proudly atop his hill, over looking his kingdom. The screams or children playfully falling down the hills was music to his ears. Then he heard moaning. He looked to the left of the hill, to see a hamic rocking in between a tree.
"Jerry, I swear to god, if you don't put it back in your pants!" He threatened. The wobbling stopped. He nodded with pride as he began to turn and walk down the hill. He heard another grunt, and without thinking, raced towards the hamic. He pulled his baton from his utility belt and knocked the hamic down. "Skee' skee', bitch!" From it, raced two men. "No banging in my Park!" 

As the two men scrambled for their pants, Jeffrey continued to yell at them, the children had gotten used to Jeffrey's crazy antics. It was odd, considering the gayness of Jeffrey. Either way, as the two men ran from Jeffrey, he reclaimed his hill. As he was rising, he saw them. Racing up the hill, towards him. The gang of evil dogs. They were evil. They went by the names Hammie, Annie, Cooper and Barkley. As they raced towards him, their tongues hanging out of their mouths, Jeffrey screamed in terror. He chased after the two boys who were smashing each other in the hamic.

"Wait!" He ran to their car, inside of which, they were making out. "Help me!" They'd drove away. "No!" He wails as he collapses. The dogs had caught up to him, and had tackled him. It was the end, for old park Ranger Jeffrey. He screamed out in agony as they licked his face.