Funny Jokes

Jokes (possibly internet look ups)

I hate it when people are at your house and ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we pee in the yard
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Only a genius can say these four words, four times fast without getting tongue twisted.
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed
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This just a quick thing i found i was laughing for a solid 5 minutes:
If I was a bird I know who I would shit on.
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Teacher: What is the future tense of the statement:"I had killed a thief"?
Student: You will go to jail
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I did not trip. The floor looked sad, so i thought it needed a hug!! This is for all of you people who trip easily
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My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So i threw a coconut at his face.
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This is a frozen joke
Knock knock
Who's there
You!
You, who?
Yoo-hoo big summer blowout!
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A/N this is my first book so feel free to ask if i should write a fanfic about or any ideas i am free to requests☺