name?: "I don't understand why you want it. But it's Jack. Jack Winchester."
age?: "Fifteen...? Why?"
gender?: "I dunno, 10 inches maybe?"
sexuality?: "I really don't understand at all." (Bisexual)
looks?: "I'm right in front of you aren't I?" (Spencer Macpherson)
current relationship status?: "Dude, I've been single literally my whole life. Kind of sad compared to my brother."
anything else?: "I don't know. Can I leave now?"