Hello. I am Milo Snicket, and it is my solemn duty to tell VFD members, the woeful life of Quigley Quagmire. Perhaps, if you like stories with extremely happy little elves frolicking around in a neon green valley specked with colorful flowers, put this file down the place you found it and cry under the covers of your bed. If you decide to read this miserable tale of quigley quagmire, continue if you must in the next sentence. Quigley Quagmire's life, didn't have colorful flowers. His life was dull. He wasn't happy. He was anxious as the restaurant The Anxious Clown. He hid for most of his childhood under the circumstances of Jacques Snicket, who was later burnt to the stake mistakenly as a vile person. If you wish to continue, read the next chapter in this file.
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The Quagmire Files #1 Introduction
RandomIF, you like to read intros to stories that include miserable and woeful tales such as the life of Quigley Quagmire, I would recommend not to read this. ONLY FOR VOLUNTEERS EYES ONLY...
