*The picture above is what came up on my Youtube recomendations, thought it was pretty accurate*
Peppa woke up from her beauty sleep and rolled over to her toy mirror. "Beautiful as ever..." She whispered to her distorted reflection in the cheap piece of junk. She continued to roll towards the bedroom door and slipped through the Peppa-flap her parents had installed a couple of weeks ago.
Peppa stood at the edge of the stairs and leant backwards, forcing herself to fall down the stairs. In the process, Peppa had broken both of her stick-like-arms, they fell out of her body and onto the floor as she stood back up, exposing her hairy armpits. She rushed outside and ran into the woods, snapping off two small sticks from and branch and plunging them into her sides, Peppa screamed in pain as she could feel them hit her ribcage. "Thanks for the new arms, tree" she said as she ran off with blood streaming out of her flabby sides.
