Wife: Guess what?
Wife: I'm pregnant!!! :D
Husband: OH SHIT REALLY? SHIT SHIT MY WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME! SUSAN! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!!!!
Wife: .....Honey.....We've been trying this for 2 years now
Wife: Wait. Who the hell is Susan?
Wife: MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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100 Funny Text Messages
HumorThis is my first book by the way. This is going to have 100 funny text messages. I hope you enjoy them lol.
