Kirby's Deathnote (officially the weirdest thing I have ever written)

Kirbys Note

It was quite dark in space, but at the same time, it was bright. The sun overlooking the moon as always. This was the realm that Marx had called his "home," if you could even called this hell-bent place of his utter demise a home. Fortunately, through this vast emptiness, Marx had created two things in which would change the life he knew forever. The first of these was a notebook. the exterior was black and it had the words "Death Note" scribbled on it. Within this were his many notes on how to properly use said book. This notebook was the most powerful weapon in the universe. The other he had crafted; an experimental portal with its course headed straight for planet Popstar. Marx floated to his creation, Death Note in hand, when suddenly a star whizzed by, shocking him and causing him to drop the Death Note into the portal. When he noticed the notebook descending to Popstar, he hurriedly dived in after it. Maybe this was the time! The beginning of Popstar's demise as he had been dreaming about!

A young (?) circular puff-ball named Kirby lay on the ground, nibbling away at the finest of strawberry shortcake. There were clouds overhead, as there usually are, only on this day, something seemed to be falling out of one. it definitely was note a rain drop, as it was black, and pretty big. It continued to fall and landed directly into Kirby's cake. He screamed in the horror of his beloved cake's death. THIS WAS NOT TO BE A PART OF HIS PERFECT DAY!! Kirby more closely examined the object that has demolished his dessert-like sweet. It was a notebook labeled "Death Note." He opened it. Anyone whose name is written in this note shall die. Kirby was curious. Forgetting the cake calamity, Kirby ate a nearby Wheelie and hurried home.

Dropping his ability, Kirby sat at a table and opened the notebook again. While thinking of who he might test it out on, he decided something. Perhaps his days of being "cute" were over. He thirst for vengence, and his enemy's blood. Kirby grabbed his pen, and swiftly wrote down his first victim, the one whom had caused him the most pain and suffering: King Dedede. Later, after asking around, he had discovered that Dedede was dead! Kirby stared at his "hands" he had killed someone, for real this time. they could never be brought back. Behind him, he heard the crunching and slurps of what could only be someone munching on a maximum tomato. He turned around and Marx was behind him.

Marx and Kirby quickly grew to like each other, and began killing everyone in the kingdom. There was no one else to stop them, and even if there were, who would mess with Kirby of all people? Together with his tomato-loving friend Marx, Kirby became a cold-blooded killer, and they ruled Popstar for the rest of eternity.