The Documentary of Donald Trump

Chapter 1

Donald Trump stared in the mirror and ran his fingers through his beautiful fake locks. He opens up a magazine and instead of pictures of his wife were pictures of his hair taped over his wife. He kisses the pictures, but stops when he hears a knock on his door.

"Honey are you okay?" It's his wife he quickly put away his magazine and cleared his voice.

"Nothing dear." he shouted his wife walked away and he could hear the sound of shower running. He quickly took off his toupe and places it on his desk and pulls out a Fifty Shades of Grey. He kisses the toupe.

"Together my love we will win this presidency." he whispered and his hair began to vibrates.

"We will build a wall around those darn dirty Mexicans." his hair said as Trump began to read the book and his hair continued to make more racial slurs. The next day Trump stood in front crowd of his ignorant followers.

"And together my wife and I will build a wall around Mexico." he said and instead of grabbing the waist of his wife he pulls off his toupe and kisses it. The crowd cheers at the sight while his wife stares at him with shock.

"We will rid this country of all the foreigners!" the hair shouts the crowd cheers grow louder at the comments made by the toupee while Trump and his beautiful wife are dragged off stage.